Simpson

An alternate name for Orange Juice breakfast beverage. Inspired by the infamous NFL Hall of Famer.

Could you pick some Simpson on your way home? We're all out.

by Ralph McGregor May 29, 2008

The Simpsons

A funny show.
Not funny anymore.

by person yo-yo August 2, 2003

The simpsons

A show that used to be inventive and funny until 2000 when matt groening(quote) "wanted to make it faster and funnier" which ruined the show and turned it into a family guy clone.

source of quote: Simpsons dvd.

example:

guy1:dude did you see the old episode of The simpsons?

guy2: YEAH IT RULED!!!

guy1:Did you see the new episode?

guy2:Yeah, It sucked.

by bob November 26, 2003

O.J. Simpson

Similar to the Danny Glover. It's when you jam your fist up someone's ass (male or female), remove it, all covered in blood and shit (resembling a bloody glove), and proceed to choke the person until rendering them unconcious.

After I gave that chick an "O.J. Simpson" she didn't shit right for a week.

by kyspsm October 6, 2006

Simion

a solid hard plastic penis used for masturbation

the two lesbians went to the sex shop to buy double sided Simion's

by lmxdurgex October 17, 2009

jessica simpson

A person who snorts cocaine in the bathrooms of nightclubs with Lindsey Lohan.

Look at that Jessica Simpson snorting coke over there!

by Matt Clark May 13, 2005

The Simpsons

a television show on fox that USED to be funny, about 7 years ago. this is a show that is way past its prime and needs to be cancelled immediately if any simpsons fans are going to have any fond memories of the show, instead of being force fed the current crap every sunday at 8:00pm.

the simpsons suck now

by Jon January 16, 2004