shmersch

A teen with a super small penis that has very bad hair. He is self conscious and always travels with a hair brush. Very rich

Wow, did you see him? He's such a shmersch

by DTK2112 January 15, 2017

Shimeri

A cute catgirl that likes traps. A shimeri is often considered to be a sweet person

Oh wow that person shared their trap porn with me, thats so Shimeri of them!

by Meme Culture June 22, 2017

shmerblafur

Something that is brilliant in working or 90% right.

This shmerblafur is perfect, it will work.
I have a shmerblafur idea!

by I h8 fak3 pp1 April 22, 2018

shmerk

To smoke

Yer, bro, let’s shmerk this berl already.

by Rbny56 January 3, 2018

Siberian Goggles

It's just like Arabian Goggles but with a chilling twist. The act is performed by a man and a woman or a man and man, lesbians need not apply. The "giver" of the Siberian Goggles dunks his nuts in a glass of ice water and then gently places them in the eye sockets of the "receiver". It is vital that the "givers" anus is directly over the "receivers" mouth. For an added thrill, the "giver" can rip ass, thus creating a Siberian Sandstorm at the same time.

Beatrice was complaining about how hot it was in the trailer, so I told her to lay down and close her eyes. She was thrilled when I gave her a pair of Siberian Goggles, but wasn't happy when she got the Siberian Sandstorm followed by a hot Karl.

by Sir Meeks a Lot January 5, 2018

siberian hamster

A mamal derived from the ancient Siberian squirrel, today is a most commonly lovable pet. Most hamsters are highly trained and their squirrel like qualities are sharpened. Even though they tend to take an appearance of a mouse, their from type is the Siberian white squirrel.

My friend has a squirrel like Siberian hamster.

by Ariel1 March 5, 2018

Shmer

A unique expression most often used when one is disappointed or let down.

“I just lost my sock monkey. Shmer.”
“I stepped in water with socks on. Shmer.”
“I dropped the last fruit snack on the ground. Shmer.”

by Thatweirdgirl_27 May 10, 2018