Shiftymoose

-a large deer like animal that sells intoxicating substances to small children.

-an asshat that trolls internet forums

My child stole my money to buy marujuana from that Shiftymoose.

dude why do you have to act like a shiftymoose while posting on my thread?

by John..... August 23, 2006

Shitty Bacon

When you purchase bacon from the store and you get home and open it and realize it contains more fat than lean meat. Also can be used as an analogy for something that inconveniences you or tragically alters your life. Often used during fits of frustration and rage.

I had to change a flat tire on the side of the freeway in the rain!That's some shitty bacon!

by Craig Pottorf November 12, 2007

Shifty

To be of machiavellian character.
To bullshit people
To behave in a sneaky manner

I wouldn't trust him to work at your company Dave, he is very shifty

by Mike Harris September 7, 2003

Shitty Scent

Black rapper widely known as "50 Cent". Gives anal sex to Feminem aka Eminem, for allegiance.

Shitty Scent is Feminem's best butt-friend i heard.

by Femi-killah October 2, 2003

shitty pennies

loose change

So you go to wendy's, the 2 quarters you get in change are shitty pennies

by lank October 8, 2003

Shitty Mcstinky

An uncommenly know law enforcement phrase to describe a perpetrator. Commonly used to protect identity.

"Man last night I was involved in a car chase and arrested Shitty McStinky along with his two friends Capt. Hatsonsideways and Mr. Baggypants.

by Smurlman G August 13, 2007

shittystomp

When one steps in dog excrement and has cleaned most of it off, there is often an excrement-residue stomp to remove the last particles.

Dude, you totally shittystomped that building! I can still see the print!

by sonofsparta January 30, 2009