Crisp. White. Sheets.

What You DONT Put Your Dirty Boots On.

Matias Torres: HE WALKED ALL OVER IT WITH HIS DIRTY BOOTS, OVER THE CRISP. WHITE. SHEETS. OF MY BED I HAD JUST MADE!

by fwefff May 22, 2023

Sheets 'n Shit

A much more amusing thing to call Linens 'n Things, a popular linens store.

"Where are you going to buy your comforter?" "I'm headed over to Sheets 'n Shit tomorrow"

by rossignol January 19, 2009

work da sheets

A term used for "having sex".

Pimp: So when do we work da sheets sexy?

Gurl: Do I look like I'm for sale? Didn't yo momma teach you any manners? Look at you stand'n there like a Puff-Daddy wanna-be!!

by unknowndawg February 3, 2004

black sheet party

the slang name given to an orgy or sex party involving people who favour BDSM

lets go to a black sheet party!

by thuliumtit January 3, 2017

Clean sheet night

When you wash your sheets and wait till the very last minute the dryer cycle is done just to be able to get those warm, crispy puppies back on the bed, to have the cosiest sleep you'll have all week.

I could smell the dainty laundry detergent airing off the clean, crisp bed sheets I just washed. My Sundays are shit, but nothing beats my Sunday nights because it's clean sheet night.

Gavin: hey man, wanna go for beers after work?
Mort: nah way man! It's clean sheet night!

by srirachalover666 October 24, 2014

bull sheet metal

an old beat up car that looks like its made of just sheets of metals large enough to have pleasure or satisfy sexual desire in a bull-like fashion between many people.

Lets do it in the bull sheet metal.

by Luckmin June 1, 2010

ten sheets to the wind

1. see also three sheets to the wind, except that the person referred to is in an even more severe state of extreme drunkenness or disarray (implied by the larger number)

2. generally incompetent, disabled, or otherwise out to lunch

1. Holy krumps. Did you see Nate the other night? He was absolutely ten sheets to the wind.

Yeah, no kidding. What an alchie!

2. Jeez, Mitch, what's your problem?

Sorry guys, but after that exam, I guess I'm just ten sheets to the wind.

by hans2663 January 21, 2009