shaved meat

When you manscape and nik your dick.

I was on the shitter manscaping and then i shaved meat. Boi did that hurt.

by El_chopo June 30, 2021

shaving his sink

doing way more than you need to do

yeah he’s really shaving his sink with that one

by kevinackerly April 17, 2023

Gummy shave

Once a gummy bear or similar candy has been bitten and dropped on the floor it is liable to pick up dust and other foreign objects on the sticky area where it has been bitten. Gummy shave is the process of eating as much of the remaining gummy candy without eating the affected area.

"Damn, I dropped my gummy bear and now it's covered in icky stuff. Guess I'll have to gummy shave."

by aled from the hills September 2, 2009

african shave

Shaving ones face with a black dudes delicious white man cream.

Billy woke up late for work but he still made time for his African shave and plate of scrambled eggs.

by fishkillmo August 11, 2016

Shaved Head Sandwich

A toasted sandwich involving a tortilla, salami, cheese, and mayonnaise. The production of which involves arranging the ingredients down the middle of the tortilla, folding the sides toward the middle, and then folding it in half, and placing the whole sandwich in the toaster, with the opening facing upward, so as not to burn your house down.

Talion: "Have you ever, tried a shaved head sandwich?"

Celebrimbor: "dude, I love those!"

Talion: "just be careful not to burn your house down!"

by Rage_thorne June 23, 2023

Shaving the rasin

When the head of ones penis misses the mark and is scraped against pubes on the outer rim of the target.

I was going for a poke but ended up shaving the rasin.

by Salo120 December 22, 2010

shave

Don't forget to sleep
🖤

And please don't die before i shave your head.
🖤

by Krkič May 2, 2019