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Service Top

A bottom that is in a top position. Constantly asking if they are doing good. Taking orders from a Dom but being on top. A sub that seems in control but can be flipped at any time.
Sub Male: Am I doing good? I wanna be a good boy! Tell me I'm a good boy please!

Dom: Yes, you're doing amazing. You're my good boy.

Person 1: What's a service top?
Person 2: You know John? He had sex with Becky last thursday. Said he was being dominated even though he was on top.
by DontAskAgainNow August 12, 2019
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Self Service

To make a statement to return serve (see served)
In order for self service to occur, the subject must state a fact that is obviously incorrect, mispronounce words or to basically make a fool of one's self in a feeble attempt to make a own of another individual. A successful 'service match' requires an umpire.

Once self-service has occured, the individual who served himself got owned.
(Note: whilst serving at a 'basic' level, serves don't need to make much sense).

Chris:"You're gay!"

Oli: "So's your face!"

Chris:"So's your mother's face".

Oli: "Uhhh...if my mother's face is gay, what does that make mine?"

Umpire Sean: "Lol, self service!"

Chris:"You got owned buddy"
*walks off with the ladies*

In this example, note the similaor subject between serves, this is common whilst servage is occuring. When a Ralleigh gets going, serves tend to get more complex.
by MoooF December 26, 2006
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Yours in service

An ending used by a national scout cult
by That1cultleader June 12, 2018
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Postal service minute

A length of time that will actually require an extra half of the original amount before completion.
Place in the microwave for 1 minute 30, or a postal service minute.
by Dancing Bear December 30, 2005
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Pig Services

Group known for making account generators, With the most popular being the Discord Member Booster
sellix.io/Pig-Services
pigservices.piggyawesome.com
t.me/pigservices
Wow this Discord selfbot by Pig Services is lit!
by Pig Services August 7, 2021
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Social Network Denial-of-Service

When a website ends up denied (saturated with external communications requests, such that it cannot respond to legitimate traffic, or responds so slowly as to be rendered effectively unavailable) due to a sudden enormous spike in popularity.
A Social Network Denial-of-Service (SNDoS) could be started by one Facebook user setting his/her wall status to: "Go to urbandictionary.com, type in your first name, copy and paste this as your status and the First entry for your name under comments"
by Nettie-AZM February 3, 2010
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lip service

To tell a person off; to argue with superb stability and backing
Man, don't be lettin' her give you lip service like that.
by madison7667 May 13, 2004
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