Schlongaurant

SCHLONGAURANT. A public establishment where meales are served by handsome and scanty-dressed waiters to paying female customers.

"I want to go to a schlongaurant. Any ideas?"
"Yea, lets go to Talkywackers and get a short rib sandwich."

by Mozart72 May 31, 2023

schlong

a SCHLONG is another funny word for dick,Penis,cock,Meat rod, and the sexual sword!

Guy 1: Wanna see my Schlong ;)
Guy 2: What the fuck do you think i am a porn star?
Guy 3: LEMME AT IT
Guy 1: Alright come here and suck it bitch

by BigFatDicklol June 21, 2023

schlongbabong

Schlongbabong

Schlongbabong

by xkikdtykcxjf August 2, 2023

schlonga longa

A person with a long ass ding dong, dick, penis, phallus, gentalia even.

Wow, that guy in that tree has SUCH a big schlonga longa!

by David(BFDI) August 6, 2023

Schlogger

Basically a chugger, guzzler

That homo, Jake? He is such a dick schlogger, yo.

by The Twatloo from Waterloo August 12, 2024

schlong

most people don't know what a schlong is, but @amplifiedpoop2 on twitter does. please go ask him to clarify if it is needed.

"amplifiedpoop2 on twitter keeps posting about schlongs"

by dumbasjax January 4, 2024

schlodge

The wet water that comes out of slush when you step on it.

The schlodge squirted out of the slush when I stepped on it.

by untab March 1, 2024