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United States of America

The United States of America is like that one jock kid in high school. Strongest kid in school, mostly misunderstood, but he does have his imperfections. He fought with his mom, the United Kingdom, and got his uncle France to help settle custody arrangements, but they're over it now and is now very very close with his mom.

Some really REALLY dislike USA, especially Russia. Russia is really jacked, just like USA. Not long ago they were at each other's throats, threatening to fight one another, but now they just kinda watch each other behind each other's backs.

USA is close with his brother, Canada. Canada and USA tell everything to each other. Canada and USA bodybuild together, and while USA is the strongest in the school, Canada doesn't lack too far behind him.

A few years ago, while USA was using the stall in the bathroom, Japan jumped him and stole his wallet. This was all while Germany was basically bullying the whole school and kicking everyone's ass. Later USA drop-kicked Japan twice at lunch. USA felt bad and payed Japan back because he hit him too hard. Now, they're best of friends.

(I am a proud American. Note that not all Americans are fat, lazy, and ignorant. Assuming and generalizing all Americans to be this way makes you the ignorant one. I believe that my country isn't near perfect, but I am proud to be an American, as I would hope you are proud of your country too. And if you're not, that's ok too)
Guy 1: The United States of America is full of lazy, ignorant, fat yards that are too stupid to know anything about anyone

Guy 2: To generalize all Americans this way makes you the ignorant one. There are bad people in America, yes, but there are also great and amazing people too.
by Texan_Lenin January 4, 2020
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United States of North America

I'm doing this to annoy Americans
United States of North America. A way of annoying Americans, noun
by Stupid Americans June 26, 2021
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United States Naval Academy

The United States "service academy" that claims to be the hardest in the nation. Only there can you find carpeted barracks' (or rather dormitories), people to do your laundry for you, people to clean your barracks' for you (once again, rather dormitories), and people to serve you your meals. The sissies there that call themselves midshipmen are given a commission into the US Navy or Marine Corp only to prove to other officers how arrogant they are wearing their expensive rings around as if they actually earned them. The unfortunatre truth is that they stopped earning them several years ago.
Unlike other service academies, the United States Naval Academy fails to live up to it's name and traditions.
by Mathew Bauman April 4, 2006
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United States Of Canada

A country which the United States and Canada together.
Ruled under dictatorship.
Government includes dictator, vice dictator, and speaker of the house.
National Anthem- Riot- Three Days Grace
National Flower- Balloon Flower
National Bird- Macaroni Penguin
by Vice Dictator of USC February 18, 2009
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United States

A Trump-infested blight of a nation filled with arrogant douchebags.
Person 1: If you don't like the United States, why don't you leave?
Person 2: Because I don't want to be a victim of the United States foreign policy.
by One Angry Brazilian May 7, 2018
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Confederate States

The Confederate States of America, or CSA rebellion government that seceded from the USA to preserve and expand slavery. Before the election of Abraham Lincoln a collection of southern US states became fearful of the growing abolition movement and upon the election of Lincoln to the presidency, chose to break away from the US to form their own government, dedicated to preserving and expanding the institution of slavery. After 4 long years of bloody battle however, they were soundly defeated and soon reintegrated into the US. Even with that defeat however, the veterans of the Confederacy successfully painted the CSA in a brighter light, creating the “Lost Cause” myth. Today the Confederate States are seen in a much harsher light and the major controversy of the statues that the veterans put up is still being fought in the streets of the deep south today.
Jim: It was for states rights that the Confederate States broke from the Union

Bill: A states rights for what
by Wccole July 6, 2020
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United States of America

The most wicked, awful, and horrible country in the history of the world. America claims to be the land of freedom and democracy, despite it being a warmongering oligarchy whos propaganda brainwashed millions. It is an imperialist nation that has been fucking over the middle east for decades, and it's own natives and minority populations for decades (via genocide, unjust laws, etc). It also had a hate boner for communism
Thomas Jefferson, one of the men who helped create the united states of America, said in a speech all men are created equal. While at the same time he owned slaves
by Dr.Quackers September 8, 2020
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