Slutenstein

A grotesque skank who represents every annoying trait that easy women are able to possess

Person A: Jane is an annoying, needy, greedy, vindictive, self-obsessed bitch. Why do you keep messing around with that Slutenstein?

Person B: 'Cause, she gives up her pussy like candy on Halloween.

by Miller Andrew November 4, 2013

Sauterize

1. To take advantage of one's slightly superior position at an office by making desperate and nonsensical comments to younger women in the hope that they will be naive enough to find it cute.

2. Unleashing one's alcohol-fueled loneliness leaving the recipient sexually victimized to an extent that recalls the effect of being sodomized by a step-father or likewise quasi-authority figure.

3. To prevent the matriculation of male trainees to full-time employment as a means of not diluting one's pussy pond.

4. To grow a salt and pepper goatee; to view open rejection as flirtation.

1. Michael: Wow, look at the hat you're wearing, I am genuinely impressed with your ability to warm yourself.

Girl: Please stop smelling your hand.

2. Girl 1: Hey, why are you hiding behind the corner?

Girl 2: Michael is hovering around my station if I get Sauterized one more time tonight I'm going to need to get a rape kit done and then join an improv comedy troupe.

3. Girl 1: What happened to that hot hipster with the big teeth, I haven’t seen him around?

Girl 2: Michael trained him.

Girl 1: God! Why does he have to Sauterize every possible sex partner? He has turned this place into a wasteland of Spanish speaking homos and muffin-top slampigs. Why can't he just go home and let his dog lick on his salt and pepper beard while he masturbates to Gossip Girl?

Girl 2: He has a dog?

by Anette Nora January 8, 2009

Shluter

1. To take a massive dump after arriving home from school.

WOW mom, I need to go take a huge Shluter! Listen in for the plop drop action!

Man oh Man, my Shluter was so HUGE i'm suffering from post-pardon depression!

by Beaner Basher October 23, 2005

Sautee

To sit in the heat for a long period of time with the disability to do anything that involves energy.

Liam, "Yo man, it's so hot outside today!"
Austin, "Ya i know, I think I may just sautee outside for a bit, I'm so tired from the sick night lastnight guyy"

by Brittany and Caitlin October 10, 2004

Sauteed diarrhea

Magma like substance released from the anus, hot enough to burn through flesh.

After i ate my burrito at Las Margaritas, i didnt feel too well. Before I recieved my check i needed to make a dash for the restroom. On my way up the stairs, a steamy hot stream of Sauteed diarrhea spilled out of my rectum; the liquid hot fieces burned a river down the flesh of my thigh, behind my knee, and into my shoe. I kept running. Left on the stairs behind me was a splattered oasis of runny dung.

by Gotsumfome? January 18, 2008

Salters

An incredibly racist, hate-filled person who has the tendency to shout random obscenities/things at video games e.g. FIFA. Obscenities include 'Aids', 'you jebend' and 'you sweaty arab'. Having a strange hatred fo any good football players e.g Messi, Ibrahimovic

Lewis: Would you like to see my white cotton panties?
Kane: Oh god, he's doing a Salters
Lewis: Shut up Kane you dirty jebend, bet EA lick your arsehole like they do Messi.

by gibbotelli July 21, 2014

salted

Enhanced with Sodium Chloride.

These chips would be better if they were salted.

by zapple October 21, 2006