Rub Right

The act of masturbation while scrolling through an online dating app.

Ted likes to come home from a long day at work, open up tinder and rub right then jump in the shower.

by YouKnewWhatThisWas July 7, 2016

Rub Spreader

Sex act passed from one surgeon to another in a hospital operating room.
The unconscious patient may be involved as well.
Often times a rub spreader is called for when a rib spreader was the intended request.

Time for the rub spreader. No,no wait... what are you doing!? I said rib spreader! Dear god!!

by Fitzzzz February 19, 2019

Trent Rubs

Its where a man named Trent places his own 2 hands on another mans back so he can get dish

"Trent Rubs for dish"

by tree1012 October 29, 2020

snuffle rub

The discovery of masturbation by an infant who has no concept of sex.

I'm off upstairs for a snuffle rub.

by manicmine2000 April 15, 2016

Rubbing the lamp

Rubbing the lamp means stroking a penis to ejaculation.

She was rubbing the lamp good, my genie came out hard!

by Lynialyn January 13, 2020

Pity Rub

To rub oneself after a sad event or out of pure loneliness.

"Kady was third wheeling with Ryan all night and felt sad, she went home and had a long pity rub"

by ProfessorGoonBag April 28, 2016

rub the rhubarb

Rub the rhubarb is southern suburbs of Melbourne, Australia, means basically "don't annoy me" or "don't piss me off$

With my uncle he always tries to rub the rhubarb

by Wombatmtb April 16, 2022