Pity Rub

To rub oneself after a sad event or out of pure loneliness.

"Kady was third wheeling with Ryan all night and felt sad, she went home and had a long pity rub"

by ProfessorGoonBag April 28, 2016

jean rub

When you are high on MDMA and decide to rub your jeans for the magic feeling that ensues.

Christian jean rubbed his legs to a bloody pulp.

by Shhcolin September 13, 2016

Rub Right

The act of masturbation while scrolling through an online dating app.

Ted likes to come home from a long day at work, open up tinder and rub right then jump in the shower.

by YouKnewWhatThisWas July 7, 2016

Rubbing the lamp

Rubbing the lamp means stroking a penis to ejaculation.

She was rubbing the lamp good, my genie came out hard!

by Lynialyn January 13, 2020

home rub

To masterbate or jerk off

Has anyone seen Mike?

I think he's in his room hitting a home rub....

Any plans tonight?
Probably just gonna go home after work and hit a home rub

by cr00kedjanders May 26, 2020

Trent Rubs

Its where a man named Trent places his own 2 hands on another mans back so he can get dish

"Trent Rubs for dish"

by tree1012 October 29, 2020

American Rub

When fill up a gun with cum and shoot it at someone while beating the meat
oh shit

So I gave myself an american rub

by IhaveHIV October 30, 2020