snuffle rub

The discovery of masturbation by an infant who has no concept of sex.

I'm off upstairs for a snuffle rub.

by manicmine2000 April 15, 2016

Rubbing hood

Female masturbation

I'm a filthy lesbian and therefore I'm going home ( not my parents basement coz they hate me) to treat my hairy minge to a rubbing hood

by Midget slinger October 14, 2016

home rub

To masterbate or jerk off

Has anyone seen Mike?

I think he's in his room hitting a home rub....

Any plans tonight?
Probably just gonna go home after work and hit a home rub

by cr00kedjanders May 26, 2020

Rubbing Rikky

Masturbation, Fap, have sex with yourself

I'm Rubbing Rikky so hard now.

by ALL HAIL RIKKY February 6, 2015

rub chub

An unwanted erection obtained during a massage.

Upon seeing my attractive masseuse at the spa, I was worried about getting a rub chub in front of my wife at our couple's massage.

by Mashfan777 November 9, 2015

priest rub

Common male pattern baldness of the circular type, frequently located on the crown of a males head.

"Dude, that guy is going bald quick!"
"Yeah, he's definitely got the priest rub going"

by Horse head March 14, 2019

Rubbing the lamp

Rubbing the lamp means stroking a penis to ejaculation.

She was rubbing the lamp good, my genie came out hard!

by Lynialyn January 13, 2020