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Olentangy River

A 97 mile long tributary to the Scioto River in Central Ohio. Known for the 22 miles of designated scenic river, and most notable for the strip renamed the "toxic waste dump" by the Ohio State University Campus.

Every year thousands of plastic bottles, beer cans, glass bottles, and pizza boxes are thrown for good fun in the Olentangy by drunken or careless college kids. Every winter, when the river freezes over, more noteable things are dropped onto the ice to sink once it thaws including: Shopping carts, Shoes, Safety Cones, Construction Barrels, Car Parts, and other stolen artifacts such as a Marching Band Sousaphone, a kite, and an animal crate.

The toxicity of the river is known throughout the campus- students claim that should someone fall in, they have a 50/50 shot of obtaining super powers or a mutated third limb.

A number of Canadian geese and mallards call this river home, but most notably are the four white geese nicknamed Floppy, Goon, Retard Goose and Fluffy.
The Olentangy River is so filled with large obstacles the OSU Crew and Rowing teams have to create narrow paths to row to avoid damaging their boats.

Drunk 1: Hey! I've got a broken motorcycle I don't use anymore!

Drunk 2: Let's throw it in the Olentangy River!
by Abandkid March 4, 2011
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Mississippi River Bluff

A poker technique commonly employed by poker players at Casinos in Biloxi, Philadelphia, and New Orleans. In order for a bluff to be considered a Mississippi River bluff, the following criterion must be satisfied:

1) The player is playing Texas Hold 'Em or a similar game,
2) the player open shoves fifth street, and
3) the player is playing the board.
I can't believe that fish called my Mississippi River bluff with only top pair!
by zeesubalpha April 26, 2011
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Wabash River Snake

The act of using a frothy mix of semen and raw sewage water from the Wabash River as a lubricant during anal sex, resulting in the contraction of AIDS or other STDs.
Jammy, I pulled an old Wabash River Snake on some chick yesterday!
by xXMETALXx November 9, 2012
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Community River

The act of threatening to pee onto a group of people's faces, enough so that there's a puddle, and to have the group splash it onto their faces as if it were holy water.
A form of punishment
"Man, I'm sure going to give that gang the community river. They stole my bike last week!"
by Collin-128 November 6, 2013
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Chalk River

Deep river's ballsack, well known for its greasy truck stop food, and trailer park trash.
Sentence: here's that shitty town chalk river we have to pass through to get to deep.

Person 2: we could always take the Wylie and smoke one
by 420canada August 27, 2016
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Yellow River Dam

Fingering a chick while she's pissing.
Guy 1: I can't believe Andrew fingered that drunk chick while she was peeing.
Guy 2: ahhh the I'm yellow river dam?
by Frank_Xanatra January 5, 2018
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Shediac River Special

A Shediac River Special is to recieve a blowjob when smoking a marijuana joint and drinking a beer while driving on a Shediac River dirt road.
Man #1: Hey man i recieved the greatest Shediac River Special last night! Man #2 : What kind of beer was it? Man #1: Budweiser of course.
by dandelariver420 August 19, 2018
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