ripped

1. to be drunk or intoxicated to an extreme point.
2. the act of a large fart

1. Man I was so ripped last night when I decided to piss on the drunk fat girls face.
2. I ripped a huge one, had to check my chonies for spotting.

by Bud E Love September 23, 2003

ripped to the nipples

A surfer expression meaning that one's chest got scraped hard on sharp coral reef heads after a wipeout.

"Dude, I was sure to make it but then, Wham! I got slammed to the bottom and then ripped to the nipples."

by frenchiefastwaves March 7, 2008

ripped

when you diss someone bad aka rankinq.

tupac: biqqie, u soo fat i could hear u cominq from a block away.

lil kim: ooo baby u just qot ripped !!!

by kristen.eff.babeeh February 26, 2009

Ripping Dicks

The action of bringing the male sex organ to climax at a rapid rate of speed.

Dude, I bet your sister is good at ripping dicks.

by *dirtydeeds* May 4, 2015

Rippin it

To flirt with someone

Aaron: Yo, I was rippin it with kate!
Derrick: That's sweet!

by ferno May 19, 2015

Cosmic rippe

1.Stupid newb who spends his life doing the "kamasutra" of runescape.
2.Autominer
3. Runescape addict

Wow that guy reminds me of cosmic rippe

by undreamtx December 8, 2004

Blanket Ripper

An extremely loud, explosive fart in bed, which threatens to tear the blankets apart.

Bloody hell Ernest, I thought I'd never get to sleep last night. The wife kept doing these vile blanket rippers. I was scared that she'd either rip the blankets apart and we'd freeze to death, or the stinking fart miasma would gas us both.

by sbjkd January 25, 2009