Rectal Sputum

A Reference from the tv comedy Red Dwarf. Translates into rectum mucus.

Man1- Why did u post my photo on snapchat you waste of rectal sputum?
Man2- Because I'm an twat.

by Joe repooc June 10, 2017

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rectal fetch

Is a sophisticated way of saying "pulling something out of your arse"

"Dad... why did they build the Great Wall of China?"
"It was built in the time of Emporer Nasi Goreng to keep the rabbits out"
"Dad... did you just go the rectal fetch?"

by Sydsal November 4, 2017

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rectal implosion

(Verb) An act occurring when the rectal cavity becomes tightened to the point of immense pressure and the digestive system implodes

Ethan suffered a rectal implosion yesterday. There was rectal plasm everywhere.

by Kenyoudigit17 November 14, 2017

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RectalMo

A popular Youtube star on the internet who getsthis bread.

I wish i had as much swag as RectalMo.

by RectalMo December 23, 2018

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Reatarf

Reatarf is a person commonly known as "kae" in the server cumslatt/holy, she is pretty cool and chill n we esex sometimes, she got that good wap iykyk

some random: "whats a reatarf?"
kay: me bitch

by MazzieMazz October 26, 2020

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Rectangle

Refers to the rectangle a person is shown in when in a Zoom meeting or similar platform.

"So you'll be in-person now"?
"Yeah, I'll be free from the rectangle"

by meesa_be_here May 18, 2021

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1. A drip-drop enema to rehydrate while being serviced with a blow job.
2. A method of expediated hydration that focuses on keeping fluids flowing reverse from the rectum through the tip of the penile shaft to reduce heat and let the body naturally cool major organs.

3. Unconventional 68W advanced medical procedure to use with foreign partners in hot climates.

Guy: "Damn, Carl is a hot mess! I literally don't think he is going to make it thru this heat, if only there was something to save him..."
Doc: "Don't worry - I got this - just grab that autoblow and IV and help me setup the rectal drip dome drop and he'll be good to go by closing formation"

by docdickwhisky June 4, 2021

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