Queefs and skittles

A unique synonym for the saying "shits and giggles"

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I shit in the upper deck of my roommates toilet just for queefs and skittles.
by Naggers69 August 03, 2010
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Queef Oppression

Whenever one does not have a fettuccine-sized slit leading to the release of the nefarious queef during intercourse.
"Girl... I wish I could enjoy myself during the sex, but I suffer from sever queef oppression it sounds like an elephant is in the room"
by zeezer43 June 27, 2021
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Queef Sheath

I'd like to scabbard my penis in her queef sheath
by Cerimeadar December 17, 2021
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Shurig queef

The act of queefing in a jar and selling it.
John: Dude i bought a shurig queef!
Devon: dude thats great!
by Devon G January 08, 2017
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queef wagon

Is simply anything that is a piece of shit and useless.
That car over there is a queef wagon.
by Kg212013 December 28, 2016
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Up-Queef

The part of a Queef that happens immediately after the queef has released and the vaginal cavity is closing back up, which can result in the sucking up of underwear or clothing. Which can even result in cameltoe.
"A Queef feels good. Tickles even. If it weren't for up-Queef I'd be doing it everyday."
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by Glenn Giron September 18, 2011
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Power Queef

When a female bodybuilder does power thrusts she forms a massive protein powered gas pocket in her vagina that, when released, can level 10 city blocks.
That roiding bitch is about to power queef us to kingdom come!
by Muffy Strong April 18, 2013
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