printernship

An internship where the main tasks is making copies and getting coffee for the real employees

I thought my summer internship would be fun but it was more of an printernship

by Olofisnumberone June 1, 2016

pointerouter

Annoying people that without fail point out anything that is incorrect even if they do not actually know.

11/ 11/ 2016 1:53 PM Rideout, Joshua:

what time are you leaving
11/ 11/ 2016 1:54 PM

maybe a little before 3
I have been here since 5
11/ 11/ 2016 1:54 PM Rideout, Joshua:

no one likes a bragger
11/ 11/ 2016 1:54 PM

I should let my dog out
11/ 11/ 2016 1:54 PM Rideout, Joshua:

k - im thinking around then too. Take me a little over an hr to do the full trip
11/ 11/ 2016 1:54 PM

I way trying to rhyme no brag

11/ 11/ 2016 1:55 PM Rideout, Joshua:

nothing about what you said rhymes
11/ 11/ 2016 1:56 PM

I did say try
no one likes a pointerouter

by Kefuak November 11, 2016

Pinterflix

To watch Netflix while browsing Pinterest, having two tabs on your computer open.

Husband: Do you want to watch a movie together or something?
Wife: No, I'm already Pinterflixing here on my laptop.

by DavidLewis January 23, 2017

Pinterest pussy

What you get when you successfully attract a woman by doing something you saw on Pinterest, - like folding a rose out of a napkin or showing her your homemade lip balm.

Alex: Yo man I got some pinterest pussy last night!
Eric: Nice one! What did you do?
Alex: I drew an accurate map of the world on a napkin to show her where Europe is!

by Dvdssn May 31, 2017

Pinteresting

Something on Pinterest that a person finds immensely interesting.

Some of the quotes on Pinterest I've found have been profoundly pinteresting.

by Outofthepurplebox December 14, 2017

Painters touch

When a man is hitting a girl from the back in doggy style, he places his thumb on his partner’s booty hold to prevent accidental anal.

“It was my first time with Sarah so I gave her the Painters touch”

by JunkHunk February 14, 2018

painter's key

A simple steel tool about the thickness of a large nail, 3-4 inches long, with a loop on one end and a flattened, upturned blunt tip on the other side. Used for opening paint cans.

Opening this can of varnish sure would be easier with a painter's key.

by B SIDE December 17, 2018