portagee

A commonly used term for Portuguese people. They are a clean industrious people, mostly white. They enjoy homemade wine and other portagees. They usually have fine masonry, and an occasional lion in the front yard. A clean 1st floor is important for appearances, so they spend most of their time in their renovated basements. In the "Portuguese Corner" neighborhood of Lowell Ma., A good friday night for the teens is circling poorly modified sedans or Camaros in Dunkin' Donuts parking lot, and speaking in an unintelligible language.

Portagees care what you think of them, though they wont tell you.

by Robert Law January 17, 2008

Protasm

Progasm Pro Protastic Progasm
'Protasm'
A word symbolizing a category of epic proness that is a mixture of the terms "pro" and "orgasm"
something that is so pro its like an orgasm

emma; "damn alfrado! bluejuice is the best band ever i so wish was 18 to get into there gig!"

alfrado; "I know they are so in the protasm category of my fave bands!"

by Amanda King March 21, 2008

Porta-Hotty

A play on the term Porta-Potty. We all like to have things we need and enjoy wherever we go, sooooo a Porta-Hotty is an incredibly realistic and HOT blow up doll (male or female...yes, I'm a fagalong) This "doll" would have "hot" parts such as mouth, penis, vaginer and asshole (warmers inside them)So that they would not only be hot in the superficial sense but also in the practical sense. The Porta-Hotty can suck peenus better than the average living person. I know you may never have seen a Porta-Hotty, but watch they'll be all the rage within months of this post.

Driver: what's the matter Homer?

Homer: I gotta boner ready to bust at the backveinseam!

Driver: Oh, don't worry, reach into the blue box in the back and pull out my Porta-Hotty. You'll have to blow her before she blows you"

minutes later...

Homer: omfg she's HAWT, where can I get a porta-hotty?"

Driver: "Lots of places, I got mine at K-Ymart."

by Cathi Robertson August 12, 2008

Portable Cheese Wallets

The best thing before the creation of teh Consoliable.

Guy 1: Portable Cheese Wallets?
Guy 2: Not anymore i got me some Consoliable
Guy 3: *Shoots self and then eats it*
Guy 2 and Guy 1: I liek turtles..

by Sparten90059 1/2 January 16, 2009

portable living room

suv

look at that fat ass in his portable living room!

ah'm gonna get me one o' them portable living rooms, keep the wife and punks safe!

those hummers are the jesus of portable living rooms!

by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

portalizing

The act of hacking and/or taking ownership of a portal in the game Ingress

I went portalizing this weekend and took over 3 portals

by MightyMomNom March 27, 2015

Putah (Pootah)

Putah or Pootah is the dry, crusty, brown stuff you find in the morning after you don't wipe very well the night before, located on the gooch or the butthole regions.

Chase is in to the kinky he enjoys it when his fishes like the putah (pootah)
off of his gooch.

by Poon Chaser June 19, 2008