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Post Whipped

It is when two people break up and one cannot get over the relationship. They are constantly trying to get back in and will never accept that it is over.
Dude, Jack is sooooo post whipped over Lizzie after she ditched him.
by jcougs May 15, 2014
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Post-Dig

To check through a certain user's posts and find rule-breaking posts, report them, in an attempt to get them banned.
Fuck all these noobs in SpamZilla, let's post-dig these morons.
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ghost post

Deleting your post on social media not long after you posted it.
"Jenny posted a rant about you on her wall earlier but then deleted it, fucking ghost poster.."
by iwriteoneverything January 25, 2018
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single-posting

The act of posting excessively to social media in the wake of a recent breakup in order to catch the attention of the ex and/or potential suitors. It also announces one's return to a wider social community.

The posts do not declare one's relationship status, but are instead cryptic--containing hidden meanings, decipherable only to select audiences.

A "thirst trap" is only one of the most general and common examples.
Shawn: Did you see Jeremy's Insta story??
Christine: Yeah, he never posted when he was dating Margot...
Shawn: The death of the couple inaugurates the birth of the individual. He's totally single-posting.
by harrystyles-tosses-salad June 26, 2023
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Post farmer

(noun) An individual who particapates in a post farm.
Mod 1: You know that news topic we made on the scammers?

Mod 2: Yeah, what about it.

Mod 1: A bunch of people are saying "thanks for the warning" but I think they're all just post farmers.
by Terabyte324 July 2, 2009
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Post-Surf

1. N. - A type of music, typically of the independent nature, that involves twangy, surfy, ambient, glistening guitar melodies with heavy reverb applied and non-traditional drum beats; Usually calming, relaxing, and upbeat melodies are involved as well as simplicity. A relaxed vocal entourage is usually key as well as many vocal harmonies. Although relaxing, post-surf musicians usually have many up-tempo songs in their arsenal, that are meant for dancing and swaying to. Post-Surf is notable for its "raw" recorded sound.

2. N. - A certain feeling, usually from music, that makes one feel as though they are at a beach or in the ocean, even if they are no where near a beach or ever will be.
1. Wow, Real Estate, Surfer Blood, and The Beach Fossils really capture that Post-surf sound!

2. I feel so Post-surf right now. It's almost like I'm at the beach.
by Dr. Haveab G. November 8, 2011
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Zombie Post

On social media, when someone comments on a long dead post from years ago, re-animating the conversation to a horrible, terrifying undeath
April 10, 2013: "My dog has fleas - what do you use that's good?"
April 11, 2013 :lots of answers
April 12, 2018 :"I use Capstar"
April 12, 2018: "Thanks for the zombie post, moron. That dog died two years ago."
by txba397 May 25, 2018
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