Poofta

A reaction to urbandictionary rejecting a definition

urbandictionary rejected my definition. Poofta!

by Mr. Poofta July 10, 2010

Poofer

When someone doesn't let you ride out the sun roof while driving home.

Kelsey is a poofer

by Soames and Trent August 10, 2014

Pentecostal poof

The large mound of hair on top of a Pentecostal woman's head. It is created by pulling back what would be the "bangs" area, pushing it forward, then securing it in place with bobby pins or side hair combs. It gives the same effect as a "bump-it" in the front-top of the head. It is done to counteract the dull look of uncut, too-long hair.

Ashley: "Look at how long that lady's hair is! Do you see the big poof on top? It looks like she has a 'bump-it' under the front."

Samantha: "Thats called a 'pentecostal poof'. They can't cut their hair, so they do that to make it look like they have bangs."

bump-it church lady hair

by Angry Ashley March 21, 2010

poofter

a fart , flatulence , passing gas , "poof" .

"pffffffft " "brrrrrrraaaapppp " " hey who let the poofter ? " followed by... "the smeller's the feller "

by gwar hero December 28, 2005

Poofter

Male homosexual, but the particular nuance is not easy to isolate. On the surface, it is clearly a term of opprobrium. But no one can say it with a straight face, and so it takes on the air of cheerful self-mockery that we associate with Dame Edna or Crocodile Dundee.

Nobody out there but poofters sand sellers of loose joints.

by Buce August 8, 2005

pooface

somebody who has a turd stuck to their face.
somebody you dont like.
A lame insult used by clueless people or primary school kids

"HAHA, you have a turd stuck to your face!"
oof, your such a pooface

by Gandy Aowanlock September 1, 2006

poof

a male homosexual who likes cock

Andrea is a poof because he fucks men

by bigsassy March 2, 2005