Poon Pounder

A man who repeatedly gets ass like its his fuckin job. he goes hard on the poon. (poon=vagina). A man who is a poon pounder is respected by all around him and can basically do whatever he wants with any girl he wants.

Guy 1: "Dude, did you hear about Chris and Jude at that party last night?"

Guy 2: "Yeah man, I heard they got ass from at least 3 different girls a piece."

Guy 1: "Those guys are true poon pounders."

Guy 2: "They are my idols. I can only dream to get as many girls as those guys."

by poonpounder13 May 6, 2011

Southern Poon Pie

The warm and delicious pie that never lets you down. It is said to be the best pie in the South. Only one person knows the secret ingredients and she will never tell you what it is.

I sure could go for some Southern Poon Pie right now.

Yeah, that sounds damn good.

by Livmeister January 14, 2009

Stank poon payback

when you fuck a girl with a stankin ass poon-tang and you wanna let her know that her down stairs mix up stinks like hell, just wait til the next time you have sex with her, before you bust your load just rub your shit all up under little miss stank poon's nose then bust your nut right up her nostrils. i wouldnt do this unless you plan on breaking up with her after wards, i had a girl with a stinkin ass pussy but i didnt do this, i just broke up with that cause that shit aint cool. i did not have the balls to achieve greatness and do this.

Man I fingered Ginger during Winter Olympics then I smelled my fingers and almost threw up, I should have given her a "Stank Poon Payback".

by Hugo Sticky-tits August 11, 2010

Cornfed poon

A girl, usually from the mid-west, who is thick boned and apparently well-fed, that has amazing poon. Typically plays softball.

Dude: "That girl that moved in from Nebraska pitches on our softball team. I'll bet she's got some amazing cornfed poon. "

Other Dude: "Yeah man, that's all they grow up there"

by VenomSaver July 8, 2012

lele pons comedy

A form of comedy that is fucking shit you have to be a 40 year old or a 9 year old to find that bullshit funny.

friend:knock knock.

me:take your lele pons comedy away your killing my vibes you fucking idiot.

by shutthefuckupkid April 30, 2020

poon-tang

Pussy or Vagina. Poonanny

Im bout to stick my toes up my sister's poon-tang!

by theJeremiah July 16, 2005

Poon Jabbi

A person of Indian decent that persuades women that he is Sicilian or Italian so that he can perform illicit acts on their most private of areas.

My friend Kumar met up with some girls in Back Bay to get a little Poon Jabbi action.

by Erik Cuttingham September 1, 2006