A particularly muscular, generally large nose that has the semblance of a poodle or is positioned on the face of a person who resembles a poodle.
Sally: I wonder if that boy's muscular poodle gets in the way when he snogs girls.
Henrietta: I wonder if that boy snogs girls at all, on account of him having a muscular poodle in the first place.
Henrietta: I wonder if that boy snogs girls at all, on account of him having a muscular poodle in the first place.
by BestSkeptic July 21, 2008
Get the muscular poodle mug."bloody hell gary, you've got a right poodle piece going on down there, go fetch the scissors and we'll give fido a trim!!!!"
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Get the poodle piece mug.by 843dudeman August 2, 2009
Get the Poodiver mug.When the movement of your feces is blocked by the dams in the bowels, otherwise known as constipation.
"Man, my stomach hurts so much! I must have a really bad case of poodam".
She couldn't relieve himself for days because of her poodam.
She couldn't relieve himself for days because of her poodam.
by toonya June 21, 2016
Get the Poodam mug.Someone who thinks their grooming/training is better than everyone else's because they got it from their mama.
The poodle people think they deserve (are entitled to) a life nobody else does since their mommy told them they did.
by Solid Mantis August 21, 2019
Get the Poodle people mug.A poodle that is not the usual pink colour, but is instead a kind of light brown known as Venetian. Not to be confused with ginger poodle. And very different from French ones - these ones come from Venetia.
by lollipuddle June 10, 2010
Get the Venetian Poodle mug.Masturbating. Particularly when done by a married man.
Something a married man does alone and ashamed.
Something a married man does alone and ashamed.
by AndTheHorse August 24, 2010
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