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pmoys

"Put me on your story" it is used when someone wants to be on someone snapchat story.
Usually used by losers who want to seem popular, or want to be cool.
"pmoys if we cool" *puts on own story*
Person: smh loser!
Person: Nobody wants to put your ugly ass on their story
by David-John March 13, 2018
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PMW

Pussy, Money, Weed

The three things one needs in their whole life.
"All I want is PMW."
by Shelbz December 9, 2007
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PMS

A condition where women, before their period, experience these symptoms:

A- Anxiety: irritable, crying without reason, verbally and sometimes physically abuse, feeling "out of control", or Dr. Jekyl-Mr. Hyde behavior changes.

D- Depression: confused, clumsy, forgetful, withdrawn, fearful, paranoid, suicidal thoughts and rarely suicidal actions.

C- Cravings: food cravings, usually for sweets or chocolate; dairy products including cheese, and on occasion, alcohol or food in general.

H- Heaviness or Headache: Fluid retention leading to headache, breast tenderness, abdominal bloating and weight gain.

But not as many women as people believe have PMS. Sometimes people are just bitchy because things are happening in their lives. But with all those symptoms, it's hard not to feel crappy and mean, no?
PMS is no excuse to be a bitch. Suck it up.
by Angus the superduck June 24, 2005
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PMG

PMG is an acronym for Pick Me Girl. PMG is the female equivalent for a simp. PMGs try to act like boys to get their attention. Usually used for girls who make fun of other girls and try to stand out from the crowd to get a boy's attention.
Sadie: I'm not like the other girls, I'd rather play video games with boys cause girls are too much drama!
Amelia: Sadie is such a PMG.
by deeznutsinyourmouth1556 November 30, 2021
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Perpetual PMS

When a bitch just won't stop naggin', complainin', and otherwise hatin' on a perfectly respectable young lad.
PPMSer: Get me a chicken sandwich, and a Dr. Pepper. And some waffle fries bitch.
Boyfriend: Yes dear.
(Later)
Bf's Friend: Dude why do you always bend over and take it from her.
Bf: I don't know, but that bitch got some perpetual pms goin' on.
by J. David Bennett January 27, 2008
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PMDS (Post Masturbation Depression Syndrome)

PMDS is a very serious illness that both men and woman can suffer throughout their lives. It is after the art of masturbation in which you will feel sad and depressed at yourself and your life. (This is a very serious illness and must be taken with extreme caution given the effects it can have on any given individual)
Jimmy: I just masturbated and I feel a deep sadness feeling inside of me.
Doctor: Well Jimmy it seems to me that you might have PMDS (Post Masturbation Depression Syndrome)
Jimmy: What does that mean doctor
Doctor: Whenever you pleasure yourself through the art of masturbation, you will become ill with depression after you ejaculate.
by Ian’s mom August 14, 2018
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PMS

She is must be having pms stay out of her way today!!!
by TH June 3, 2003
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