niggah please

Response to someone that is obviously lying to you.

"Oh so you were actually working late last night and not fucking that ho, right, niggah please!"

by Shawanda Robinson June 28, 2007

Pesado

Spanish language word that means annoying. Literal meaning "heavy." A "heavy" person is someone who is annoying, over-bearing, and dull.

"Como me das hueva, eres un pinche guey super pesado."

Trans: "You give me a lot of laziness, you're a super annoying dude."

by El Pepe May 14, 2008

Nigga please

A phrase now most commonly used by white people in an attempt to sound ghetto.

Chaz: "Cheerio Pip! Tis' a fine morning dear chap!"
Pip: "Nigga please."
Chaz: "You are so white."
Pip: "I think that black dude across the street heard me, run for your life!"

by Nards Aplenty December 31, 2011

nigga please

A brand of cereal primarily consumed by African American families who are very suspicious of the term. Also can be called nigga, please.

1. SEE: SNL
2. Children: 'More Nigga Please PLEASE!'
3. Joe: 'What's for breakfast?'
Sarah: 'Nigga PLEASE...'
Joe: 'You don't gotta get mad I'm just asking what is for breakfast'
Sara: (Points at box) 'Nigga Please!' (In a nice voice)

by Urban Dictionary February 22, 2005

pleasant

A nice way of saying that something is fine provided the lack of options. But if the choice was given, it would not have been the top of the list.

It was a pleasant lunch. (I didnt have anyone else to lunch with).
What a pleasant surprise. (I wish I took another route).

by 3aneeda July 15, 2006

Please Mate

Originating from the Crown Poker Room, meaning "yeah whatevers mate".

Villain wins pot: As if you call me down with ace high...ship it!
Hero: Please mate. *disgusted*

Villain loses pot: As if you call me down with ace high!
Hero: Please mate...I knew you were bluffing.

by Furniture T June 1, 2011

Please stop

bless you but for coughing

Person 1: *coughs*
Person 2: Please stop.
Person 1: Thanks!

by H&R Block January 4, 2022