photog (v.)

to promise someone fame & riches, then only give them a trip to Disneyland

Don't give Mattel your action figure idea, they'll just photog ya.

by SPP December 18, 2003

Photobomber

Person who likes photobombing other people a lot (more than once a week).

Greg is photobomber. He even got into a jail for it once!

by Greg2215151 October 13, 2012

CVS 1 hour photo

A place where you should never take you film to be processed.

The author, being the employee responsible for making calls to customers whose film has been pwned, knows.

Yo dawg, I took dat philm to dees CVS 1 hour photo, and them foto machine-ez ate-ed my film - twice! I got dat sick philm back in a baggied yo, but it be cool 'cause the brother gave me a nu roll of dat schweet CVS brand philm.

by Phasmatis Nox October 30, 2004

photog

a photographer

No photog came with them. Something was up.

by The Return of Light Joker May 16, 2010

Photonography

The art of creating your own pornography using your own camera.

Dick loved Andy so much, they expressed their love with some Photonography.

by ryguy8098 August 6, 2009

Photogenicity

Only a few lucky souls are born with photogenicity. Barney Stinson (Neil Patrick Harris) of the T.V. show How I Met Your Mother, is the best living example of photogenicity. Those who possess photogenicity will never look bad in a photo no matter what the circumstance. A study shows that certain names are linked to the photogenicity gene. The results show that males subjects named Daniel and female subjects named Madeline are most likely to have photogenicity (lucky ducks). Those born without photogenicity must succumb to popular exercises such as saying "cheese", or uncomfortable laugh before the picture is taken, in a futile attempt to look good in the photo. Individuals with photogenicity have the edge against other in their social lives because those who do not know them will instantly believe they were angels sent from heaven after briefly scanning their Facebook or other social websites involving photos of themselves.

Everybody thinks you are a hot piece of ass, you must have vast amounts of photogenicity.

Damn Neil Patrick Harris, due to your photogenicity, I can never take a bad photo of you. Why do you have to be so perfect? Marry me?

by boogiemansam June 15, 2014

phooney

A cooler way to say funny

Pronounced : "F-oo-nee"

"That joke was so phooney, I pissed myself."

by Like A Glooove July 30, 2017