Bia Phone

1.) An incompetant young man who has problems growing, due to his lack of muscle mass and testosterone.
2.) An incompetant young man who takes sexual gratification from ditching one's friends on a regular and daily basis.
3.) An incompetant small creature who has an unhealthy obsession with his unattractive and unappleaing body features (ed. Note; he believes himself to look like Brad Pitt AND Tom Cruise, when in reality appears more like Gollum from LOTR).
4.) An incompetant young man who has a penchant for stealing mischievous children, taking them to his mountain cave, and sexually molesting them before their eventual consumption by the Bia Phone. (See "Bodash".)
5.) Any communication devise used by the Bia Phone himself.
6.) Root: "Bia"; slang for "bitch" and "Phone"; slang for "ditching someone with incoherent ramblings", thus-- an ignorant bitch who ditches his friends using low-browed expressions and incoherent thoughts.

See Related Words: fuck-pouch, cock-stain, shit-smear, fuck, Bodash, fuck-stain, shit-ass, slap-stain.

Brandon P. Cox is THE Bia Phone.

Brandon, you're such a Bia Phone. I caught you molesting a child last night and then you ate it to get rid of the evidence.

Bia Phone! Bia Phone! Oh hi, Young Man.

(As a cry for help): "The Phone! The PHONE!"

by The Franchise February 28, 2005

phone vagina

what your ear becomes when constantly abused by customers over the phone

my phone vagina is nice and wet after speaking to that customer. the operators for that complaints department have the biggest phone vaginas

by Chubbs the Enforcer May 23, 2018

dill phone

phone set on vibrate shoved into vagina or placed on scrodem and called repdivly to arouse the user

dude did u hear bout adam he was dill phone in mr.rosas class

by shane states April 24, 2009

chap the phone

Using one's cellular phone so much the phone experiences chafing.

Tim: I gotta go call Janice again.
John: Man! You're going to chap the phone!

by cooliomchoolio January 11, 2008

Oin the phone

The act of discussing one’s sex cult over the phone while playing world of Warcraft

Esfandtv: sorry im oin the phone

Chat: no Esfand you can’t be oin the phone while live!

by Racciimy November 17, 2021

phone-ee

the asshole bitches texting on their phones that bump strait into you on the crowded city street,with that dumb look on their face "where'd you come from" and chances are they aren't even texting for real..just afraid to make eye contact with other earthlings

the asshole bitches texting on their phones that bump strait into you on the crowded city street,with that dumb look on their face "where'd you come from"

ugghhh...another goddamn phone-ee

by roman-horse June 20, 2010

Phone Dictator

Someone who even though they are not physically with will dictate your day using a phone calls.

Boss: I'm not in today I'll be working from home.
Me:(yeees) OK I will speak to you tomorrow.
Phone rings 2 minutes later
Boss: Are you ok.
Me: Yes Fine.
Boss: Well you'd better start cleaning.
Me: (grr) Ok
10 Minutes later phone call
Boss: What are you doing are you ok.
Me: YES I am doing what you asked.
Until 37 phone calls later on in the day.
Boss: Are you ok.
Me: YEEEEEESSSSSS I'm FINEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!
Me: You may as well of come to work.

Boss: Why you seem to cope well with out me.

Me: You are an evil Phone dictator.

by Fairydurt August 5, 2011