Bia Phone

1.) An incompetant young man who has problems growing, due to his lack of muscle mass and testosterone.
2.) An incompetant young man who takes sexual gratification from ditching one's friends on a regular and daily basis.
3.) An incompetant small creature who has an unhealthy obsession with his unattractive and unappleaing body features (ed. Note; he believes himself to look like Brad Pitt AND Tom Cruise, when in reality appears more like Gollum from LOTR).
4.) An incompetant young man who has a penchant for stealing mischievous children, taking them to his mountain cave, and sexually molesting them before their eventual consumption by the Bia Phone. (See "Bodash".)
5.) Any communication devise used by the Bia Phone himself.
6.) Root: "Bia"; slang for "bitch" and "Phone"; slang for "ditching someone with incoherent ramblings", thus-- an ignorant bitch who ditches his friends using low-browed expressions and incoherent thoughts.

See Related Words: fuck-pouch, cock-stain, shit-smear, fuck, Bodash, fuck-stain, shit-ass, slap-stain.

Brandon P. Cox is THE Bia Phone.

Brandon, you're such a Bia Phone. I caught you molesting a child last night and then you ate it to get rid of the evidence.

Bia Phone! Bia Phone! Oh hi, Young Man.

(As a cry for help): "The Phone! The PHONE!"

by The Franchise February 28, 2005

phone ditch

When you tell someone that you will call them back and then don't.

Hey! You phone ditched me! Why didn't you call me back?/

by NickNineteenNinety February 23, 2010

boobie phone

When a woman is driving and she does not have a hands-free device, so, she puts the phone on speaker and puts it in her bra between her breasts to talk.

I was driving home from work and there was nothing on the radio, so I called my girlfriend on boobie phone to gossip.

by FitzLovin' December 9, 2009

phone ganster

A phone ganster is someone who acts tough over the phone but when it comes face to face there really a punk

There was a large girl who always started rumors because she's a jelous person but when she sees her x friends in school she trys to avoid then and act like she's on her phone. But when large girl gets confronted for being such a sally wag she's acts all big and bad on the phone cause she's a phone ganster

by xyessyyx November 28, 2010

Phone-wander

To walk, mope, or otherwise meaninglessly move about while talking on the phone or texting.

After he paced back and forth on the porch for the first 10 minutes of the conversation, Trevor phone-wandered aimlessly around the perimeter of the living room- softly kicking the floorboards as he strolled.

by SeeSawAstronaut December 7, 2010

phone cancer

The slow death of a phone. Symptoms include freezes, loss of battery life, and broken buttons. Affects older iPhones.

"Hey, why aren't you using your iphone?"
"I can't. The phone cancer took it away from me.

by RugbyGuy78746 December 9, 2010

phone-ee

the asshole bitches texting on their phones that bump strait into you on the crowded city street,with that dumb look on their face "where'd you come from" and chances are they aren't even texting for real..just afraid to make eye contact with other earthlings

the asshole bitches texting on their phones that bump strait into you on the crowded city street,with that dumb look on their face "where'd you come from"

ugghhh...another goddamn phone-ee

by roman-horse June 20, 2010