Phantom Wanker

A person who masturbates in the room as soon as his roommate leaves, leaving behind no evidence of his deed unless the unfortunate roommate returns too quickly.

Guy 1: Does your room mate have a girlfriend?
Guy 2: No, but I think he's a phantom wanker

by HankyPanky4255 November 1, 2011

Phantomberried

While taking a shit you feel the presence of an especially stubborn dingleberry. Unable to free the dingleberry you begin to wipe. The feeling of the dingleberry goes away but you are left with a clean sheet of toilet paper and no sign that the dingleberry ever existed

Joe-Do you remember last November when my IBS was flaring up and I kept getting phantomberried?
Tyler-How could I forget, you spent hours locked in the bathroom trying to solve the mystery.
Joe-It's happening again

by nohomofromcomo December 12, 2012

platomance

Non sexual relationship between a man and woman

JaBrandon and Kristen aren't sleeping together they just have a platomance going on.

by DJ Obviously December 18, 2013

Phantom white spotted jackal

An illusive creature of the night whom is prone to suddenly disappearing (aka smoke bombing), releasing very limited and conflicting information about important events, and leading multiple parallel lives.

He went jackalling like the phantom white spotted jackal, or: the phantom white jackal has smoke bombed again.

by Fassbender December 21, 2013

Phantom Spoon Syndrome

(n.) The ability to feel sensations of your former significant other, cuddle buddy, partner, etc., spooning you while you're asleep at night.

"I'm not sure if someone creeped into my room last night or if I am experiencing phantom spoon syndrome."

by MCALLI March 8, 2014

Phantom of the Opera 2004

Played by Gerard Butler, the 2004 four Phantom is a mysterious and suave figure who falls in love with a young women named Christine Daae upon hearing her beautiful voice. Things get rather difficult for him when another man catches her eye. And when she falls in love with the other man, the Phantom grows angry and sad.

In the film, Phantom of the Opera 2004, the phantom is played by Gerard Butler.

by Loki's Warrior February 18, 2015

Phantom Chat

On facebook,when someone deletes themselves from your page leaving one sided conversations like you're fucking talking to yourself.

I'd better delete my comments,asshole deleted themselves now it looks like I'm having a Phantom Chat.

by JoeNJ2 March 1, 2015