Pank

(v.) To panic so intensely that when trying to write "panic", your handwriting becomes so shaky and illegible that the resulting term reads: pank

"Only two weeks' supply of pickle left in country! Buy Pickle! Don't Pank!" - note left on fridge.

by Lucy November 11, 2004

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Pankey

An West Coast slang word for Erectile Dysfunction

Hey Grandpa hows your Pankey
Not great timmy

by Alcoholic Hot Dog August 17, 2016

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A lyric in a Aqua's song "Barbie Girl" It is now considered a meme along with ear rape versions of it.

It also means shit is going DOWN sex fucking that kind of good shit.

It also means ur hanky-poo is fucking someone else

Well shot I got some Hanky-Panky TONIGHT!

🎶 TOUCH ME HERE TOUGH ME THERE HANKY-PANKY 🎶

by WordsAreWeird101 July 16, 2017

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cranky panky

A chronically frustrated state of physical intimacy where the participants are too tired or grumpy to have sex, but too horny to give up trying.

They were both horny as hell, but after last night's fight Carl couldn't shake his anger and Jen still wanted revenge. Stuck in bed and unable to get past first base they settled for three and a half hours of cranky panky.

by Weathered&Pressed August 18, 2018

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Yanky Panky

The act of stimulating a male's genitals manually by the owner or by another person, sometimes resulting in orgasm. While this could also refer to manual stimulation of the vagina, clitoris or rest of the vulva, it is much less common by this term.

This is a play on or continuation of the term Hanky Panky, a term that refers to sexual dalliance.

She is coming over later to mess around. I don't think we will go all the way, but there will likely be some Yanky Panky.

by Slango Tango January 11, 2019

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