pedosexual 

not real, make believe, bullshit.
just pedophilia.

Lauren: "What is your sexual identity Mark?"
Mark: "Im a pedosexual"
Lauren: "No, you fucking dipshit. You're just a pedophile, you fuck children, and should be publicly hanged."

pedosexual by godthemself June 24, 2018

Sick, Dead or Pedophile. 

A popular drinking game which can start any time the name of an elderly celebrity or public figure is trending on social media. The object of the game is to accurately guess the reason the name is trending. If you guess correctly, everyone who guessed incorrectly must drink a shot. If nobody is correct, everyone drinks two shots. You are not restricted to guessing that they're either sick or dead or a Pedophile although you will find that that is often the case.

Les - I see (celebrity x) is trending, let's play Sick, Dead or Pedophile.

Phil - Good idea Les, do you want to play Sick, Dead or PedophileJohn?

John - yes.

Sick, Dead or Pedophile. by Lucas Lucas December 3, 2016

pedofork 

A combination of the words "Pedophile" and "Dork". Coined by the infamous Christian Weston Chandler.

I am not a pedofork, you dork!

pedofork by Count Graduon September 6, 2012

pedowood 

Portmanteau of "Hollywood" and "pedophile", implying Hollywood is notorious for pedophilia, "Hollywood" referring more-so the notorious American movie industry and the elites associated with it, and not so much the city in Los Angeles County.

Person A: Did you hear about the sexual assault accusations against insert actor's name here?
Person B: Who cares about pedowood?

pedowood by deepspace10 July 2, 2020

Pedophile State University 

Also known as the Pennsylvania State University. People started calling the college Pedophile State after former assistant coach Jerry Sandusky was arrested for molesting young boys.

Guy 1: What college do you go to?
Guy 2: I go to Penn State University.
Guy 1: Do you mean Pedophile State University?

Pedophile State University by Procket Man March 18, 2015

Video game pedophilia 

Video game pedophilia is a term that has first existed in FIFA 09 back in 2008 when EA has created FUT (Fifa ultimate team) for unlimited purchases of the game, resulting in turning the game into a pussy club. Now the term has effected many games like Fallout 76 and many other fucking games that have loot boxes in term of pay to win bullshit scenarios.

Gamer 1: do I have to fucking pay lots of money for a fucking repair kit in fallout 76? FUCK YOU!!! I'm PLAYING GHOST OF TSUSHIMA: LEGENDS YOU PUSSY CLUB LOVIN' MOTHERFUCKERS!!!! FUCK VIDEO GAME PEDOPHILIA!!!!!

Video game pedophilia by RavenTrooper January 15, 2021

Pedosexual 

A made-up sexual orientation in which the person is attracted to underage kids. It's OK to be straight. Or gay. Or bi. However, you are a fucking lunatic if you are pedosexual.

Pedo: Hi I'm a pedosexual.
Any sane human being: Ew tf.
FBI: OPEN UP!

Pedosexual by DabasaurusOfficial69 February 20, 2019