psuedo-pedo

1. a real sikki (usually male) who endlessly searches porn sites for the youngest looking legal aged girls he can find to masturbate to.
2. anyone that searces the schoolgirl tag on cheggit

tigerdogs uploads are popular with psuedo-pedo's.

by hockymaskguy December 14, 2008

Pedo-Pero

19 year old guys contemplaiting 15 year old girls.

"wow, look at that 15 year old hottie.." "but dude, youre 19" "schrew it!" "oh, you're such a Pedo-Pero"

by hvaler September 8, 2006

peddles of paradise

The lips of a womans hatchet wound.

I want to part her peddles of paradise with my salty johnnson bar.

by DTRAIN March 28, 2005

pedo pedi

When you get a child to lick your toes.

Me: "Keep licking... that's right..."

Kid: "Can I go home now, mister?"

Me: "Not until we take the pictures of you with your shirt off! Now get back to licking! Ohhhhh yeah... best pedo pedi ever."

by Spikelee3000 February 5, 2010

Angry Pedobear

Basically, the Angry Teddybear under 18 version.

Ralf: Dude, I gave your daughter the angry pedobear last night.
Bill: What the fuck? Shes 5.

by Your alcoholic father. April 3, 2010

Pedo

The most friendly person you will meet he protect u by following u home the soon will pay himself his salary from protecting u by fucking u in ur house

Yo Harry I’ve hired a body guard called pedo

by Cheeto bot 123 December 7, 2019

Pedo Bashing

When the user pretends to be an underage girl in a chatroom, cybers with a pedofile, then destroys them with epicality.

Guy 1: "Yeah man, I went Pedo Bashing last night. Fun as hell."

Guy 2: "What did you do?"

Guy 1: "We were into cybering, and I had my girl have an orgasm, then she rips out a massive cock, shoves it into his eye and skull fucks him to death. The guy was like 'WTF UR WIERD."

Guy 2: Dude, you need to get some friends.

by Untrue Sinner February 22, 2009