Definitions by Spikelee3000

pedo pedi 

When you get a child to lick your toes.

Me: "Keep licking... that's right..."

Kid: "Can I go home now, mister?"

Me: "Not until we take the pictures of you with your shirt off! Now get back to licking! Ohhhhh yeah... best pedo pedi ever."

pedo pedi by Spikelee3000 February 5, 2010

Hobo Taco 

When a homeless person is sleeping on a an abandoned futon mattress.

Don't step on that hobo taco, there could be a small hobo sleeping in there

Hobo Taco by SpikeLee3000 February 4, 2010