Planking

Some gay shit people do in order for other people to laugh at them. It's thought that it was originated at some gay frat guy's house then spread to all the fucking faggots out there.

That guy is so gay he could be planking all night.

by yourmom999999 November 7, 2011

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A woman that doesn't know what to do during sex, typically a lazy girl or amatuer who lays on her back or stomach and planks while the man does all the work. Making this unpleasant to have sex with.

My dude, I finally had sex with her, and she didn't know what to do , that bitch was a plank.

by RealGee August 27, 2016

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The pankhurst syndrome is when a group of more than three people are together socialising and feel the need that one more person is needed to get the night going. As a result of this the Pankhurst syndromes refers to when you have to invite that one person you know is complete dick as everybody else you like is unavailable.

Boys attention we got The pankhurst syndrome!looks like where going to have to invite frankie

Ah shit man we got the pankhurst syndrome!

by Nate777 December 14, 2010

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plank

T9 language for skank.

When texting skank on your cell phone the T9 God will substitute "plank."

God U R a plank. And a total plut.

by Plank April 9, 2006

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To plank: to have a planned wank. Being planned will involve some sort of preparation eg tissues ready, computer, 'special sites' etc

John: What are you doing tonight Will?
Will: I'm going to have a crafty plank, parents are out...
John: You sly dog.

or

Man A: I'm so stressed at the moment!
Man B: Why dont you have a plank tonight?
Man A: What's that?
Man B: *whispers in ear*
Man A: What, even with cushions and the lot? What a great idea, thanks bud!

by aslyone August 29, 2010

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