parenitis

Like Senioritis, only worse. Strikes usually half way through the summer after coming home from college to live with your folks for four tortuous months. Symptoms include wearing headphones to block out excessive parental noise, spending your days 24/7 at work or at a friend's house, suddenly becoming introverted, or living entirely in your bedroom, just to escape from the phenomenon of parents wishing to speak to you about the most random shit.

Mom: "Honey, can you mow the lawn?"

Son: "......"

Father: "I think he's got parenitis."

by benlen August 22, 2011

Paden Anderson

A boy who always exaggerates everything he says, says things too loud thinking people will laugh at his “funny” joke. A boy who told every girl in 2nd grade he masturbates with stuffed animals thinking it would get him a gf. When he did have a gf once she broke up with if he said she was ugly and he never liked her. A boy who is obese but claims he is just chubby. A guy who is over sensitive about everything and over shares everything. A guy who is so self righteous he thinks he always the victim, always telling the teacher or authority figure that you did something even if it was minor or if you stopped doing once you were asked. A guy who no one likes at all except for outcasts. A boy who cried over you saying his stuffed horse was a boy even though you were in 7th grade at the time. A boy who’s face turns red as a tomato and cries when he doesn’t understand math problems, a boy who was so gross people in different grades thought he was gross. When people were nice to Paden he treated them like shit. Our entire class made a game about how fucking gross he was called paden germs ( like cheese touch ). Paden Anderson is a boy so heinous and disgusting he will end alone forever, or end up Married to a girl who thinks she a wolf and bites people and if they don’t let on top being hurt she bites them harder. And they only thing this wolf-girl and Paden have in common besides being outcasts is being obese.

“God Paden, just shut the fuck up.”
“Paden is so obnoxious!”
“ Bruh who is that little shit!!”

“ Thats Paden Anderson , i hate him!

by Steamed_Hams May 30, 2020

Solo-Parent

A solo-parent is another way of saying single parent but does not reflect on a person's relationship status. This person parents their child(ren) on their own but was or is not necessarily single.

She is a solo-parent but has a really great boyfriend.

by sexbeyond40 June 9, 2014

Co-Parenting

Sharing the duties of bringing up your child(ren) even though you both hate each other.

The father is most likely a prick who thinks he is daddy of the year because he's changed a nappy but will most likely ring his Mammy so he can go and get pissed with his mates as he has no will power and is simply a waste of space.

All the mother wants to do is pick an argument and find out who and what he has been doing and is a jealous bitter bitch. She gets her hopes up most of the time.. is always crying and having a rant about the father.. probably putting sly digs about him on social media etc...

'How is the co-parenting going mate?'
'When we aren't arguing yeah it's all good, I've got my Mum to watch the kid tonight so lets get pissed!'

by LBee1993 October 2, 2018

parental unit

(1) Parents who are over-protective or over-restrictive.
(2) Parents who control every aspect of their child's life.

-The idea being that they are so predictable that they are like computers and/or robots.

I doubt that I'll be able to get that past the parental unit.

by Johnathan The Poignant June 4, 2005

Parental Misguidance

Taking your child out on the lash. The first reported case was Touriye in Salou. Having your child/ mascot suffer injuries in your care. e.g having their head bitten off or being buried alive.

There was some parental misguidance going on in the club last night.

That lass is subjected to parental misguidance every night of the week.

by I'm in a glass Cave of emotion October 30, 2011

parentitis

A horrible condition afflicting only adults that results in feminine screeches and incessant nonsensical arguing with pseudo-logic that is accepted as reality by the contractor of this ailment, it is actually an airborn parasite that can be contracted by close contact with the infected person. There is no cure and the parasite is invisible to medical devices and blends perfectly with the lung, making surgical removal impossible. It can only be detected while an infected person is present while another non infected individual is there disobeying commands given to them, verbal or otherwise. The disease largely results in a case of junioritis for teens and young adults exposed. In young people the parasite can be fought off, but only by browsing obscene amounts of dank memes.

My mum contracted parentitis last week, and I can still hear her screeching about grounding me… wait… she is screeching about grounding me, GOTTARUNBYE.

by Darkstripe Blueflame January 28, 2016