Planet

Something that could be cool, deadly, gas, solid,and mostly liquid.

Planets are cool but they can kill people

by Cats4Life…………………….. April 2, 2023

Planet Fitness Guillotine

Dropping a heavy set of weights on your throat while working out without a spotter

Friend 1: I got hit with a Planet Fitness Guillotine last week and my throat STILL hurts!

Friend 2: Should have brought a spotter or lifted lighter weights, that's on you.

by Epic Kazoo Solo August 20, 2024

Small Planet

The word “planet”, but smaller, like mercury.

That is a small planet.

by UH Hecker February 9, 2024

captain of the planet

The most amazing man on the planet. He is the best lover with a very large cock. He is "The Captain of the Planet". Example: "Hey guys, last night I came 7 times during sex with The Captain of the Planet!"

Hey guys, I came 7 times last night during sex with The captain of the Planet!

by Applesauce0917 April 5, 2020

Lost Planet

Spanish RPG created at 1983-89 and developed at 1996. Complete name was "Balada A Un Mundo Futuro" (Ballad of a future world), also known as "Lost Planet" or "(Renticoquam)".

Niel, a Lost Planet (BAUMF) hippie male character, increases his stamina with a regeneration magic lentils; according the rules, they take effect after four step instances.

by baumf September 8, 2020

Planet

Someone bloated to a mass of about 400 trillion pounds.

If that planet guy continues to orbit around McDonald's like that he's going to be 5'2 and 450 pounds, so he will be wider than he is high.

by Solid Mantis December 25, 2020

Planet Fitness

Planet Fitness is a "wide" known gym place for fat people to go and workout at and gaining no results in weight loss or muscle growth. But as the name of the gym sounds, can be better used as a form of pun in a sentence.

Guy #1: Hey! I was already waiting for that machine to use after the guy was done using it!
Guy #2: Well I didn't see your name on it.
Guy #1: Doesn't matter it was my turn next on it!
Guy #2: Well what are you going to do about it?
Guy #1: Bro, Imma finna planet fitness foot in yo ass if you don't back off from that machine!

by DRGNSLYR January 22, 2025