tour goose

Someone who is always loud, a old Englis insult

Since Jeff was being a tour goose Rufus punched him on the dick

by Thetourgoose May 1, 2016

Pookie World Tour

A point in time where it was so fun, you forgot to record

“Hey did you have any pics from pookie world tour?”

“Nah I wasn’t even on my phone it was so good.”

by mcklee109 May 26, 2022

Shooting tour dates

When a basketball player has a bad shooting performance that their stat lines resemble calendar dates (eg. 5/18, 2/12, 3/11). Typically used to make fun of players who have a stretch of bad games.

"Trae Young been shooting tour dates lately, 1/12 and 4/17 last two games"

by epicgamer999 March 16, 2024

slap on the tour bus

Getting pussy on the tour bus

Slap on the tour bus: We’re getting slapped on the tour bus.

by SoSerene October 27, 2017

80's Comeback Tour

The act of being temporarily obsessed with a movie, actor, song, artist, game or television show from the 80's and gloating to peers and family about how "good times used to be", ironically this predominantly occurs in people who were either to young to remember or weren't alive during the 80's

Guy 1: I've then watching a whole bunch of Arnold Schwarzenegger movies lately

Guy 2: stop it man, you having a 80's Comeback Tour

by Definitions for dayz April 23, 2017

Join Vermillion Tour

Rooting from pr3stigejuly's YouTube Video, "Join Vermillion Tour" is an informal term that features a definition of telling one's self to "fuck off", and to join "Vermillion Tour", euphemistically meaning of vermillion to be a blood's color, actually meaning to fuck off and metaphorically join a violent tour of blood.

B: Please, you just hurt fucking everyone! Do you have to do this for your own sake?
A: Join Vermillion Tour.

by MosesC October 4, 2022

tour pillow

A term touring musicians use to refer to girls in different towns that they can hook up with.

I've got a tour pillows in New York, Miami, and Philadelphia.

by FuckTanner April 20, 2018