tearing trifecta

When three guys have penises above 7.243 inches and penetrate the anal cavity without lube.

Girl: Hello
3 guys: Are you ready for the tearing trifecta?
Girl: What?
3 guys: Prepare your anus.

by Analpenetrator96 March 21, 2016

Tear Lube

When you run out of lube and get sad so you use your tears as lube

Yesterday I ran out of lube so i got sad and got tears or as i would call it "tear lube" all over my dick, works like a charm

by Papi Rabi May 22, 2017

Tear-blind

tear-blind is when you cry so much all the tears in your eye makes it hard for you to see and you technically go blind from your own tears

Person 1:Bro I cried so much I can’t see no more
Person 2:What?
Person 1:I went tear-blind

by Bigtoez July 25, 2019

Hungover tears

When hungover and you feel so terrible that you feel like you are dying, then you feel worse when you realise that you will survive.

I had a huge night last night, now I have an extreme case of hungover tears

by Wurdsmyth von Cokesucker October 22, 2017

true tears

Tears that are shed when someone's heart is truly broken.

Jessica cried when her boyfriend dumped her, but they weren't true tears because she didn't really love him.

by Hunter Oshino May 25, 2016

Nigger Tears

When a guy hits a black girl with his dick and she crys with a mixture of tears and cum

I made that bitch cry Nigger Tears

by Mayo1234 March 22, 2009

Ass Tears

When you fart really hard and shit leaks out of your ass.

God, I think I just had some Ass Tears.

by Roflcoblers July 2, 2009