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forced internet vacation

when you go on vacation and take your laptop with you, but you try to connect to messenger or chec your email and you can't do it because you find that there's no internet connection in the place you're visiting.
frank: hey jane! i've been sending you a lot of emails but i still haven't gotten an answer! jane: sorry. i had a forced internet vacation problem. when i arrived in my town for vacation, i tried to check my email but i couldn't open it because there wasn't any internet connection there.
by anglocolombiano86 January 9, 2010
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vacation dick

Girl #1: OMG i just had my monthly vacation dick!

Girl #2: Really? im having mine next week!
by amotherfuckingnigger45 June 1, 2016
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Vacater

Someone who leaves a room of people who dont miss them when they leave to say they're going out to party, when really theyre going out on a desperate search for another group of people who hasn't rejected them yet, that way they won't end up riding around alone, with nobody caring where they are except themself.
The vacater is leaving the room, that should take the edge off everybody left in here a bit, it's nice when everybody is not on edge, and someone they dont trust isn't there with them. After all it's the vacater that wants other people around them, not the other way around.
by Solid Mantis April 11, 2020
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quiet vacationing

Taking off work to vacation knowing you have used up all of your PTO time. Essentially calling out at the last minute
"Where's Sharkeisha she did she say she doesn't have vacation time."
"I don't know probably had or doctor's appointment or quiet vacationing lol"
by CuteDaisies June 8, 2024
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On Vacation

When you are playing videos games with your friends and get up from the computer without saying a single word. You don't leave the game or the discord call. You just wander off into the void.
We were mid game and we lost because one of our team mates went on vacation.
by SquiggleHawk November 23, 2021
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vacation dick

A rather well endowed penis. One that would be fun to try but could be frightening for a long term relationship.
He was hot and had a vacation dick. I'd give it a ride a time or two.
by Anne Bissell June 2, 2016
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vacation dick

A penis that is of incredible size that one only receives on rare special occasions. As opposed to boyfriend dick.
I had vacation dick last night and it was the greatest, but you can't be on vacation every night or you get home sick
by Arseman92 June 17, 2016
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