Nuke

What America did to Japan on August 6, 1945

Japan: we are getting a message from America
America: Fuck you
Japan: what? Wait what's that i...*Nuke explodes*
America: he he he

by guest_1748563 April 27, 2021

Nuke Bowen

Probably one of the coolest people to ever exist. His arrival to earth killed the dinosaurs, his fart caused the Chernobyl melt down, and his sneezes caused the devastating destruction of Hiroshima and Nagasaki during WWII, which the USA later claimed responsibility for.

Person one: “have you ever heard of Nuke Bowen?”

Person two: “You mean The Nuke? Hell yeah I’ve heard of him!”

by Ree Ree Magee December 30, 2021

Piss nuke

Put piss in a bottle with some vinigar and baking soda and throw it at minorities/transvestites

I threw a Piss Nuke at a Spanish furry Equestrian

by CalvanCalamarii December 9, 2024

nuke

a nuke is a sticker.

I have a nuke on my lighter.

by Philosophical-Cat October 28, 2017

nuke message

the type of message where you have reached your lowest point and express all your feelings straight foward without thinking the consequences of what will the answer is

dude i miss my ex i think i want to be with her again
- are you going to nuke message her

by stavragar March 20, 2017

Jager nuke

When you chug as much of a bottle of jager as you can then chug a can of red bull...bound to get you tucked up my friend

Gage:Hey man wanna do some jager bombs
Aj:nah pussy we gonna do a jager nuke

by Andy_so_savage420 September 4, 2017

Brown Nuke

A Fart so long and loud it's almost a shart and clears the area like the blast wave of a bomb.

guy one: Wow that guy should eat less cheese, he almost shit himself.

guy two: He set off a brown nuke.

by TG35 August 14, 2022