Tight-arse

Tim Watson

Tim Watson never buys a round. He’s a tight-arse.

by Quackquackquack1204 May 24, 2019

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arse-rider

An annoying prink who latches onto your exact walk speed and trajectory and then continues to follow you 'up your arse' all the journey. Can only be stopped with a sudden halt, which may result in a rear-ending, depending on how closely they are following you. Also applicable when driving.

E'yar mate this dickhead behind us is being a right arse-rider! He has followed us all the way home. I am about to slam on the brakes, hopefully he fucks off.

by leede January 9, 2016

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acid arse

An incredable painful feeling in the anus as if acid has been poured in with a funnel, usually after over indulging in spicy foods in the previous 8 hours.

Person A : Ahh man, I have awful acid arse this morning

Person B : What did you eat last night?

Person A : A large vindaloo, spicy onions and pakora with hot sauce followed by a large spicy meatball pizza with Jalapenos.

Person B : No wonder, fuckwit.

by Chrissy Bhoy December 25, 2008

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arse blinder

Arse Blinder
n
1. A person who fucks arses
2. Slang, a contemptible or disreputable person
3. Slgan, a fellow; a chap "He's a silly little arse blinder, then"

v
arse blinder, arse blinding, arse blinded - Vulgar Slang

v.tr
1. to practice buggery
2. to ruin, frustrate or complicate
3. to tire, weary
4. to damn

interj
Slang an exclamation of annoyance or disappointment

That final hill was an absolute arse blinder bugger

Arse Blinder! wanker, prat, fuckwit, gobshite

by foundryman September 30, 2012

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