by Azriel December 23, 2003
Get the Stoner Pizzamug. -Adjective + noun:
A phrase used to describe the straightforward, simplistic and often immature reasoning that those under the influence of cannabis exhibit.
Conclusions based upon stoner logic are often non-destructively hedonistic, with the pursuit of further pleasure and happiness being the object. Contrary to the misinformation spread during modern cannabis prohibition (See, reefer madness), stoner logic tends to be manifest in a mostly harmless fashion. Those ignorant to how stoner logic works may see weed-smokers as unreasonable, but anyone who's been there before understands the desire to have fun, be happy, and feel comfortable.
A phrase used to describe the straightforward, simplistic and often immature reasoning that those under the influence of cannabis exhibit.
Conclusions based upon stoner logic are often non-destructively hedonistic, with the pursuit of further pleasure and happiness being the object. Contrary to the misinformation spread during modern cannabis prohibition (See, reefer madness), stoner logic tends to be manifest in a mostly harmless fashion. Those ignorant to how stoner logic works may see weed-smokers as unreasonable, but anyone who's been there before understands the desire to have fun, be happy, and feel comfortable.
Tobias: "Hmm, if peanut butter, tuna, ham, turkey, swiss cheese, ranch dressing, ketchup, and mayo all taste good on their own, they must be delicious together!"
Mike: "Watch it man, that some serious stoner logic you got going on. It'll be quicker and probably taste better if you just make a ham and swiss."
Tobias: "Haha, you're probably right, but it all looks so good!"
Mike: "Watch it man, that some serious stoner logic you got going on. It'll be quicker and probably taste better if you just make a ham and swiss."
Tobias: "Haha, you're probably right, but it all looks so good!"
by The Big Zabowski October 16, 2010
Get the Stoner Logicmug. The term used for the dry, cracked, and dead layer of skin on one's thumb, caused by repeatedly lighting a lighter while getting high.
"Hey Tom, do you think Jack does weed?"
"Well fuck man, you think he gets that stoner thumb from nowhere?"
"Well fuck man, you think he gets that stoner thumb from nowhere?"
by Mister #4 August 5, 2005
Get the stoner thumbmug. A person that is a douchbag concerning the topic of weed.
They will aggressively push pot onto others, mock those that do not use weed (even those that respectfully decline without judgment) and consider it a magical cure-all for everything(which they will never cease talking about). They constantly extol the virtues of pot and the benefits of legalization primarily because they want to get high anytime they want, caring very little of any of the benefits weed has except for getting them.
They will also claim they function better on pot, even though it actually makes unmotivated and neglect everything around them.
They will aggressively push pot onto others, mock those that do not use weed (even those that respectfully decline without judgment) and consider it a magical cure-all for everything(which they will never cease talking about). They constantly extol the virtues of pot and the benefits of legalization primarily because they want to get high anytime they want, caring very little of any of the benefits weed has except for getting them.
They will also claim they function better on pot, even though it actually makes unmotivated and neglect everything around them.
I hate hanging out with keith, all he ever does is get high and talk about weed. I don't care that he likes to smoke, but he constantly tries to get me to smoke even when I say no. He is such a stoner douchebag!
by mazeltovcocktail May 5, 2019
Get the Stoner Douchebagmug. A late night snack consisting of a scoop shaped corn chip filled with salted peanuts and topped with a drizzle of nacho cheese.
by PsyDawg September 26, 2014
Get the stoner boatmug. a person that will randomly laugh at anything on the tv even though it is not even remotly funny to others.
"dude what are you laughing at?"
"There was a thig on the tv...."
"What are you talking about.....dude your a television stoner"
"There was a thig on the tv...."
"What are you talking about.....dude your a television stoner"
by tilnoonecanfightus December 26, 2009
Get the television stonermug. by Joogle January 30, 2015
Get the bedtime stonermug.