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Mongo

In skateboarding, pushing the skateboard with your front foot. If you're normal, you use your left foot, and vice versa for goofy.
by falc0n November 12, 2003
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Salty Mongoose

When a man ejaculates on a girls face, then smacks her face with his member a few times, like a striking mongoose.

Related to the salty pirate.
I was banging Melissa last nite, and I gave her a salty mongoose, all Riki Tiki Tavi-style.
by Josh April 13, 2004
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fart mongoose

1. A disgusting human (man) that is capable of breaking wind on command whether in public or private and by doing so pisses off his peers.
2. CLR (chlamydia laced rectum aka Chuck)
3. A person that will end up sleeping alone if they don't stop this bullshit.
That fart mongoose ripped so much ass it rattled the bed.
by chou chou January 5, 2008
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Kut Mongool

An dumb asshole who is not liked
someone who believes they are the best in the world but are not
Someone with an annoying laugh
That Kut Mongool thinks his SUV is the best thing in the world
by G2thefarmer November 25, 2010
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mongoloid

Mongoloid (mahn - go - loyd) n.
1. One whose ancestors are Asian, particularly those from South-East Asia. Derrived from the term Mongol, who were inhabitants of Mongolia, because much of South-East Asia has been conquered by the Mongols, meaning their genetics had spread. This is especially true in places such as China, but not so much in Japan. They are characterised as having round mandibles, often over-bites (or under-bites), large teeth, small eyes, large eyelids, slanted eyes, black hair, and seemingly yellow skin.

2. (Vulgar slang) A person who resembles one with Down syndrome in appearence, lacks intelligence, or both. Called so, because people unfamiliar with Asians may think of them as people with Down syndrome.
1. Why do many people have a disgusting obsession with everything Asian, including female Mongoloids? Truly bizarre, in my opinion.

2. Kim Jong Il is such a fucking mongoloid.
by Amerikaner October 15, 2006
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MONGO

The name given to someone who cannot seperate real life from the online. A MONGO typically harasses people, acts like an asshole, makes frivolous threats and pesters honest contributers online.

MONGOs also get very aggressive when their faults are pointed out.
''Dude, stop being an asshole. We don't need you to act like a MONGO and block the guy. He only said "hi".''
by I'mTehKettle September 8, 2008
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Mongolian Yak Crap

Have sexual intercourse with a woman until she's just about to climax. Pull out, and defacate vigorously on her and her sheets. Get off the bed and flip the mattress over with her underneath it, then jump back on top, bellowing loudly until you finish. Leave her to clean the room.

Works best following a greasy meal. Do not attempt in own residence.
After all that beer, rum, sausage, ice cream, and lobster, banging that ugly chick was a Mongolian Yak Crap waiting to happen.
by K. Khan January 30, 2009
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