proper mash up !

The only terminology that can be called upon when describing someone in a state of no return. (can be used in any situation !!)

Lou: have you seen Juan Carlos's new girlfriend ?
Nat: Yeah .... shame though cause her face is proper mash up !!

by Natalie Jeffers February 17, 2008

Hobo Mash Drunk

A drunkard who wanders the streets with a bottle in hand asking for pocket change like a drunk ole hobo.

I am so hobo mash drunk, I look like George W. Bush before he quit drinking.

by SydVixxen November 24, 2010

Tongue Fuck the Mash

When you tongue fuck a fat womans vagina.

GIRL, you won't believe what Carl did yesterday night, he tongue fucked my mash.
I will Tongue Fuck the Mash now

by MilkyRed April 16, 2019

mash

To bump into someone without saying exscuse me or sorry.
Or to hit.

"Your just gonna mash on a bitch, huh?"

by Tom January 13, 2005

bangers and mash

Nearly the sickest skate crew around, nobody mess' with these kids in Yorkshire.

Henry - "Woah! Did you just see Bangers and Mash crew just shred my tricks to pieces?"

Todge - "As always, Henry. As always."

by benonee June 25, 2009

mash potato

Mashed potato means to masturbate.

He's mash potatoing in his room!

What the fuck, did you mash potato yourself?

by Dina7282837282837jh December 5, 2007

Masha

BIG FUCKING WHORE who has no friends and lives in a box.....often has dreams about males named taheer

Masha is a fucker WHORE

by fdyiauhosaerujisdaidujfdkj February 26, 2009