midsterpiece

a piece of media everyone claims to be a 'masterpiece' but in reality is mid

hey brother, that "masterpiece" you recommended me is really a midsterpiece

by tsukitachi February 24, 2024

Midwestie

A best friend from the Midwest.

When two midwesterns live on the east coast and become best friends; they become each others midwestie.

by Yogabbagab March 2, 2024

Midwestie

Your bestie from the Midwest

Oh my gosh, I love that we’re both from the Midwest; you’re my Midwestie!!

by Yogabbagab March 2, 2024

Midwestern Ass

An ass that is naturally beefy but not defined.

A midwestern ass has a lot of surface area but do to lack of definition it blends into the thighs just slightly.

You can tell she’s from Nebraska. Look at that midwestern ass. It’s all corn

by Lol Tina March 23, 2024

Midwest Cicada

When you get your taint tickled and your balls squeezed at the same time and cum without warning, leading to a high pitched scream of pleasure.

Dude, she busted out the midwest cicada last night. It was an absolute mess.

by thedrunkriders April 4, 2024

Modestbob

The opposite of Freakybob, a respectable gentleman.

"Who is this respectable gentleman 😭😭😭😭"

"'Modestbob' I'm obliged to answer 💀💀💀💀"

by Crabdigester405 September 24, 2024

Midwest lean

When it’s windy near the Windy City and precipitation is in the atmosphere, you walk with your hood over your head, leaning forward to prevent the rain/sleet/snow from smacking you in your face.

I's not a bad snow, but it's so windy it's got you doing the Midwest lean. Hoods up, heads down!

by JosephPeterB November 21, 2024