Measling

A weak, measly human being. Generally has a small, useless penis. Always brags about having a big penis when it’s tiny.

Johnny is a measling. He says he has a massive penis but it’s only an inch.

by Neil the great May 5, 2025

Measling

A weak, fragile, measly human being, who has a tiny penis.

“Johnny is a complete measling.“

by Neil the great May 5, 2025

Megasiop

When you go home after hearing lots of loud noises and everything sounds quieter than normal.

noun, verb

Pronounced; mega-shope

“Everyone could feel the megasiop after the building fell.”

“It was a megasiop.”

“The sounds megasioped as he exited the club.”

by The Keeper Of Little Things July 24, 2025

MeasureHead

Happyy2BeHere in marvel rivals when she plays jeff.

our jeff is such a measurehead.

by Fuzzykiss August 22, 2025

megash

florida slang for tea/shit. can be used in different ways

whats the megash?!
oh she servin the megash!
we just got some zaxby’s megash

by fwnova January 10, 2026

Megaschizoid

Someone who is emitting of HEAVY signs of Schizophrenia.

Friend: Have you heard about Alex?
Me: Yeah, he's a megaschizoid.
Alex: *talking to the wall*

by redsdeadgaming January 13, 2026

Rape measure

When you go to get your measurements at a tailor's and the tailor he/she touches you in an inappropriate place they could brush your cock when they/'re measureing your inside leg, or feel your breasts when measuring your bra size

Oh let me just get my tape measure, said the taylor

you mean rape measure you seedy bastard

by charliecharlie May 17, 2013