Definitions by charliecharlie

Rape measure 

When you go to get your measurements at a tailor's and the tailor he/she touches you in an inappropriate place they could brush your cock when they/'re measureing your inside leg, or feel your breasts when measuring your bra size

Oh let me just get my tape measure, said the taylor

you mean rape measure you seedy bastard

Rape measure by charliecharlie May 17, 2013

Gurrier 

A ‘gurrier’ is an ill-mannered, loutish person; perhaps one who eats ‘gur-cake’ – scraps of fruit cake in hard pastry, favoured by poor children in Dublin.

Stay away from that gurrier!

Gurrier by CharlieCharlie July 30, 2009