Mask eater

Person that eats their mask (Figuratively). Or another way to call someone that wears their mask so badly, they look like theyre eating it.

Person: *Wears mask terribly*
Me:" Stop being a mask eater"

by the_jobless_mallu May 29, 2021

friend-masking

when someone on a dating app uses pictures only with their hotter friends to hide their identity as the uglier friend in the group. they have no individual pictures on their profile.

"Bro this guy only has photos of him with his more attractive friends on his profile. I can just tell he's the short king with a bad haircut."
"It's because he's friend-masking!"

by maddyyyyyyyyyh May 22, 2023

Gas mask

Schmutz that you put on your face, but never f-sag

If you want to know how to properly use a gas mask go to the israeli military

by Sexydimma June 25, 2022

the Masked Arab

The masked Arab is an Arab YouTuber that is very funny and handsome , attractive human being. If this person where to ever leave this planet everyone would be in chaos for his religion is the best (being a Muslim myself ) i do note the importance of such being a religious person in such matter. But his presence is not a normal aura people get while watching his divine films, it’s the character and charisma that shines forth.

And that is the Masked Arabs goal.

NO KISS BEFORE MARRIAGE. Thank you and i hope the Masked Arab sees this.

Charlie: wow that person is soo cool
Fred: yes my child, he is the masked Arab him and his religion are the peak of humanity.
Charlie: yes my father, i will aim to be like the beloved.
Fred: yes.

by HammpterTheAlmighty June 27, 2022

Mask lore

I suck his dick with a smile for hours at a time
Stare at his nutsack while I hold back my cum tonight
And when he ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle"
(And when they ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle")
But the fact is
I can never get off of his fat dick
And all that they can ask is (Ask is, ask is)
"I just wanna smack it" (I just wanna smack it)

Here's what the fact is
He can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, yuh, yuh)
Asshole in a casket

So you can see I'm cummin'
But you won't see me nut
And I'll just keep on suckin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And if he sucks my glizzy
I will become dizzy
But it keeps us busy, I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been twerking for boys for so long
I'vе been flirting with boys for so long
My jaw's been hurting for so, so long it's real
So long, it's real, so long, it's real

Always bеin' judged by a bunch of sexy faces
Stickin' up the guys, haven't seen a girl in ages
But I've been places
Kissin' guy's faces
Kissin' guy's faces
Kissin' guy's faces
But the fact is
Kissin' guys is all that I have practiced
Suckin' glizzies while I'm on my mattress
I just really wish that I could smack it (I just wanna smack it)

Here's what the fact is
He can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, yuh, yuh)
Asshole in a casket

Mask lore that you jam to when depression

by Arkeegus disciple March 4, 2022

Death by Mask

The number of people worldwide who have died not of the coronavirus but accidentally or frighteningly because of the face mask, be it in the incorrect way they handle or wear the mask, which leads to breathing difficulty; or old or weak-hearted folks who were shocked by a masked family member, who wanted to pull a scary prank on them.

During this pandemic crisis, which is likely to be higher: death by math or death by mask?

by MathPlus July 4, 2021

Mask-erbation

When a person wears a face mask when they are alone in their car or home to prevent self infection of COVID-19.

Stephan: What's up with all these boomers wearing face masks when they are driving around by themselves?
Angelique: Apparently mask-erbation is legal in public!

by Rondeeka J April 19, 2020