Marlon

someone who cares to much about other people instead of himself and gets nothing out of it because he's an idiot that feels to much when all he gets is being treated like trash most of the time. don't get to attached to a Marlon unless you wanna be treated with love and respect and get all the support in the world

"Oh look that dude just got shot!"
"Oh don't mind him, that's Marlon"

by imgayandmydogsknowsit February 13, 2018

Maroon

A maroon is a guy who usually is cute and kind and has a six pack snd is fast and has great hair he also has brown eyes that you can stare in forever, he also has sexy brown skin.

Hey,do yo see Jake,Ben,Ellis and Maroon they mad cute

by Mforce66 October 3, 2018

Big Maroon

A homosexual rapper from the Waltham St Lawrence area of Berkshire. Beginning his career in the late 1990s, Big Maroon released the now-legendary EPs "Marooned in Men" and "Bigger then Mohammed" before using his tri-county notoriety to embark on a short-lived stint in London's west-end. The Andrew Lloyd-Wanker musicals "Aspects of Lust" and "Joseph and his amazing technicolour television" were lauded by critics as "the most exciting evidence yet that man has spawned a half-ape half-human creature that can dance and sing, albeit while dislocating improper joints and dribbling a bit". Big Maroon returned to rapping in 2005 with the entirely forgettable 5-track EP "Maroon Five". The demo was seen as an effort to get back on track and secure a major-label album deal, but hope was understandably quashed when EMI, BMG, Sony and Time-Warner all held a joint press-conference specifically to laugh at it.

He can now by found by googling the phrase "Biggathanjesus"

kid 1: Hey have you got that new Big Maroon CD?
kid 2: No my old ash-tray is still cool
kid 1: No i mean have you listened to his new shit?
kid 2: oh well i heard him on 1-xtra but from the sounds of it, they ran the accoustics of male-to-male passion through a god-damn interpreting machine and then pissed on the speakers
kid 1: I thought it was alright?
*kid 1 is instantly gutted with a crow-bar in an unrealistically violent fashion*

by Lord Ade of Adeington April 2, 2007

Maren

A male Karen

What a tough day at work; besides all the usual Karens complaining, we had a Maren today too.

by SunilinDC May 20, 2020

marlon and ivy

ok..........NEVER MIND THIS IT SORTA ENDED..........OK

NEVER MIND THAT......its OVA

by AND BY THE WAY HAPPY BARMITZVAH!! March 28, 2005

Marlon

Marlon is a person who is hella hot and have a love for booty so if you have a big booty beware of a marlon. He has a love for sex and any kind of intercourse with a woman or male . Marlon are normally gay and uptight and annoying. Marlon is a fish .

Her; omg did you guys know marlons gay?

Him; OMGG YESSSS QUEEN

by omgg.how.many.handles.are.used June 12, 2018

marones

how most kids under the age of 7 pronounce the RAMONES.

mommy, can we listen to marones today?

by maroo August 29, 2006