Malcolm

A retarded Jew who is terrible at rainbow six but yet he thinks he’s amazing after coming silver 5. Has a mad crush on every one of his girl friends who immediately friend zone him.

Can Malcolm come?

No he’s so annoying please don’t invite him.

by Zack0001 December 3, 2019

malcolio

1. The combination of the words mal, co and lio: A mean and evil officer who is a newbie at irc.

1. That malcolio just busted my ass!

by anonymous June 21, 2004

Milcon

A drink comprised of milk and bacon. It can be served at any temperature. The taste is optimized when the bacon is allowed to soak in the bacon for several minutes. The milk is to be enjoyed slowly and with meaning, and the bacon is to be chewed thoroughly before swallowing.

"Hey Jaimi, I got some fresh Milcon. Want a glass?"

"Shit yeah bitches, Milcon is where it's at!"

by Kris Knudson March 18, 2009

malcolm brown

A lawyer-bodybuilder from the 1980s.

Malcolm Brown never won a title in any bodybuilding competitions.

by eyewitness!!!!! April 12, 2014

malcolmism

believing in malcolm from don't hug me i'm scared

Friend: So what's your religion?
Me: Malcolmism!

by yousayfrickisayheck February 8, 2019

Malcolm

Malcolm is a kind and adventurous person. He will never let you down and is very determined. They are very athletic. He is cheeky, yet very generous. Malcolms are funny and have a very fun and care - free vibe to them. He might not show it often, but Malcolms care for you very much. He will always put you in a good mood.

Tom: Have you seen that guy over there climbing up the school?

Josh: Yeah, he must be a Malcolm! Always getting himself into trouble, but I heard he’s a great friend.

by Ambrie_x August 12, 2019

malcolm

malcolm is name given to voluptious men which give russians a quick happy time

some russian guy: he comrade look over there that guys quite a malcolm

by dr.smirnov April 22, 2021