Well, for all these idiots who think Maine is full of child molestors who have brothers and sisters that are actually cousins - you're so ignorant, it's almost as cute as some of the dumbass tourists that set foot here.
I don't know ANYONE who has married their cousin, not saying it's never happened, but seriously? Grow up, come to Maine, try growing up here and you'd know that you're retarded.
Maine IS full of rednecks who like their beer & cigs, and do enjoy hunting, fishing, atvs, ect. What the hell is wrong with that? We can appreciate the simple shit - sorry we don't need to live in huge skyscrapers full of drug-dealing thugs who shoot people to be something besides "boring".
And for your information, YES, the whitey population is HIGH AS HELL, but if you've ever been to Portland, it's a diverse city!
I live here, I go to a school with over 60 nationalities, all ranging from Somalians to Cambodians.
Portland is the shit, it's the best experience in the summertime because yeah there are some crazy ass locals, but that's what makes it exciting!
Believe it or not, there are SOME people who live here that have never been four wheeling, gone fishing, or fucked their cousin.
So, to wrap this up: As much as I hate to admit it, Maine's the shit because no one gives a fuck, and everyone knows how to party.
So for all the ignorant fucks out there - fuck you, Bub!
I don't know ANYONE who has married their cousin, not saying it's never happened, but seriously? Grow up, come to Maine, try growing up here and you'd know that you're retarded.
Maine IS full of rednecks who like their beer & cigs, and do enjoy hunting, fishing, atvs, ect. What the hell is wrong with that? We can appreciate the simple shit - sorry we don't need to live in huge skyscrapers full of drug-dealing thugs who shoot people to be something besides "boring".
And for your information, YES, the whitey population is HIGH AS HELL, but if you've ever been to Portland, it's a diverse city!
I live here, I go to a school with over 60 nationalities, all ranging from Somalians to Cambodians.
Portland is the shit, it's the best experience in the summertime because yeah there are some crazy ass locals, but that's what makes it exciting!
Believe it or not, there are SOME people who live here that have never been four wheeling, gone fishing, or fucked their cousin.
So, to wrap this up: As much as I hate to admit it, Maine's the shit because no one gives a fuck, and everyone knows how to party.
So for all the ignorant fucks out there - fuck you, Bub!
Maine:
Ya Bub!
Chut Dude!
Wicked Awesome!
Yeeaah Guy!
"Sodder" (Soda)
Yeah we have some great accents.
Ya Bub!
Chut Dude!
Wicked Awesome!
Yeeaah Guy!
"Sodder" (Soda)
Yeah we have some great accents.
by MainahAtHeart January 15, 2011
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Get the kiki majens to maisel mug.Maine is a place where you get a good taste of everything. It has it's cities, yes, but thats not where the good stuff is. The good stuff is down on the coast catching lobster, hunting up north and trying to shoot the biggest buck, moose or anything else (legal or not) which is part of the fun. Maine is a place of small communities where everyone knows everyone and you can wave to everyone you see. The seasons allow for everything you'd want to do, ski/snowboard in winter, then go swimming in the ocean a few months later. Sunsets and sunrises take your breath away while you sit on the beach with your sweetie. Statistically, not ONE mainer can deal with a rubbernecking tourist driving 25 everywhere. You WILL deal with our burning tires, and you'll love the smell. We're somewhat sorry that we don't have time to pronounce all of our words the whole way start to finish, but we got better things to do than talk with you yuppies. Mostly, Maine is filled with people who take pride in whatever they do from the time they can walk 'til the day they're done. We're a different breed, so if you dont like us...leave. Maine truly is the way life should be ;)
In Maine it's wicked cold in the wintah, too hot in the summah, spring sucks cause its muddy, fall is cold but we get to hunt so it's alright I 'spose. 'Magin she's blowin sow-westley...I'll get my jacket.
by Mainer9 October 11, 2011
Get the Maine mug.A largely ghetto neighborhood that is the northern new england pillhead and reject capital. Expensive, substandard community of pill pushing and disability checks that go hand in hand along with the methadone clinics, handicapitalism in schools, and Labor Ready also known as "Slaver Ready" by locals. Go here to sell or O.D. and you will not be let down! Better yet, try the local JobCorps and get raped by an overweight busdriver or beaten and outnumbered by the people in Capehart. Also very family oriented judging by the number of sex offenders. A must see.
After I get my crazy pay from the government and can walk properly again I'll get some OCs behind Bedwetters (Ledbetters)or the Dope(Hope) House while I'm in Bangor.
You screwed her in Brewer but you Banged her in Bangor, Maine.
The courts in the state of Massachuesetts didn't want him back so he relocated in Bangor to once again cut the drugs with laxatives and baking soda.
You screwed her in Brewer but you Banged her in Bangor, Maine.
The courts in the state of Massachuesetts didn't want him back so he relocated in Bangor to once again cut the drugs with laxatives and baking soda.
by substandard 187 September 28, 2009
Get the Bangor, Maine mug.A person from the state of Maine who usually lacks sophistication. Enjoys: hunting, fishing, four-wheeling, snowmobiling, trapping, and Nascar. Uses terms such as "wicked" and "ah-yuh". (Meaning yes or yeah) Hardly ever goes to college, and marries someone from their high school. Favorite things to wear include flannel, Carhart pants, and work boots. (Yes, even women.) Drink beer, preferably Bud. Owns a gun, bought with the excuse of hunting but really used for shooting the neighbor's stray animals. Has stuffed animals hanging from the living room wall. Cannot correctly pronounce the a and r sounds of English. They mix them up.
Maine Hick One: "Jimmy, you a goin' four-wheeling this Saturday?"
Maine Hick Two: "Ah-yuh, I'll bring the Bud."
Maine Hick Two: "Ah-yuh, I'll bring the Bud."
by EGL2014 March 2, 2009
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