mackenzie

that one guy who acts like he's never lost his virginity but somehow has

mackenzie: *makes a comment about never doing shit*
everyone: *knowing he has but confused because they are now worried he's forgotten*

by thatsarcasticbitchx May 13, 2021

MacKenzie Hollister

the MOST popular girl at WCD, the LEADER of the CCPs (Cute, Cool & Popular) clique, and the ENEMY of Nikki Maxwell.
Most people at WCD LOVE and WORSHIP her, but Nikki Maxwell thinks she is a SNAKE! Either way, MacKenzie is a SNARKY, SASSY, QUEEN bee!

CCP wannabe: oh em gee i wish i was like MacKenzie Hollister- she is so nice and pretty and rich
Nikki: UGGGGHHH!

by nikki undercover!<3 December 19, 2021

mackellar girls

mackellar girls high school is one of the worst schools to exist. everyone is a two faced bitch that cares more about bally boys than their best friend. they suck off every boy they make eyesight with because they are so desperate for male contact. they all get with each others ex and shit talk all their friends. they try to get with the saints boys but mackellar is too povo to ever compete. so instead they go for bally boys and get into two week relationships then cry when he dumps her bc shes annoying. they think they are top shit and threaten to bash everyone but in reality you could sit on them and their lollipop legs would snap. they wear too much fake tan and one wipe and their career is over. they like to form small groups with balgowlah boys until the boys then realise that the girls are so irritating and drop them after two weeks. the girls still think they are best friends and tries to fw them every single day but on the other side bally boys talk so much shit about the girls. do not think that bally boys is a good school either bc u lot r just as odd as mackellar. grow up xx

person A: what school do u go to
person B: mackellar girls

person A: EW don't come near me

by greenfrog22113344 March 21, 2022

AO macker

someone who sits in AOL chatrooms all day long and chats with women or men.

Rob is such an AO macker. His buddy list is full of random chicks from all different chatrooms.

by Kim P July 9, 2006

Port Mackerel

The act of defecating inside the vagina of a menstruating woman, which gives the turd a red hue. Expel it from the vagina afterwards and if it is in tact, you have yourself a port mackerel, also known as, a turd covered in tomato sauce.

Baby you make me so horny, I want to give you a port mackerel.

by GunaDK July 3, 2015

mackeming

a good mackeming,is to watch your favourite team,being trounced and played off the park.this leaves acute embarrasment,and the inability to show your face.a good 'makeming',means deserting the team you have supported for life,and walking out,halfway through the game

newcastle trounced sunderland 5-1,and gave them a right good 'mackeming

by mister magpie November 4, 2010

Mackenzie

Mackenzie is a wonderful girl. She's beatiful and usually has very pretty eyes. She has a one-of-a-kind personality. She's very funny and a bit crazy at times, but you will love her. She has a tendency to be bad at maintaining relationships, because her trust with guys is terrible. But when she loves someone, she will give her all to that person. She is a very fragile person, who gets hurt very easily. So be careful. She tends too be very sarcastic, but not to the point where she's rude. But she's a very sweet person as well. Mckenzie can have bad self esteem issues over a simple comment..She doesn't realize her real inner and outer beauty and all the power she has with it. But if you ever have a Mackenzie in your life, be very thankful. She will give you everything she has to make you happy.

"Mackenzie is beautiful"

by Secrets are always let loose December 20, 2018