Urban Dictionary: Definitions by thatsarcasticbitchx

jacob

the silent one in the friend group who's only still here because his girlfriend said so and if he left he would have no friends

jacob: wants to leave
his gf: no baby boo your ass is staying here

the sexy 4some who are all secretly dating but when asked deny the whole thing

person: omg your kool kids klub is sexy - are yall in relationships?
us: noOoooOo why would you think that

that one guy who acts like he's never lost his virginity but somehow has

mackenzie: *makes a comment about never doing shit*
everyone: *knowing he has but confused because they are now worried he's forgotten*

that one gal who's sick of people going "hurricane katrina, more like hurricane tortilla" and now has anger issues because she wants to punch everyone in the face :)

person: "hurricane katrina, more like hurricane tortilla"
katrina: *punches them in the face*

that one girl who's shortened her name to kat for so long she's forgot what her real name is

person: hi kat
kat: hi